The craziest bitches you'll ever meet. They're fun loving, nasty, and confident. You wish your boyfriend was a left handed Scorpio.
Lena: Oh my god, Stacey just tackled Joey
Jay: Yk them left handed scorpios, that's why you don't piss them off
Jay: Yk them left handed scorpios, that's why you don't piss them off
by Kxtty May 9, 2020
Get the Left handed Scorpiosmug. The act of throwing up in your left hand and cumming in the same hand, mixing it together with your tongue and smacking your mom in the face with it.
by J Pup December 23, 2020
Get the The Grinch’s left handmug. A sexual act in which a male receives manual stimulation (i.e. handjob) in the inside seat of a booth in an Italian restaurant while the performer of the act continues to eat.
by Charizard Queen August 19, 2014
Get the Left-handed cannolimug. You see something so attractive you must move your phone to your left hand so you can use your mand hand to masturbate.
Often used as a funny joke when someone does something cringeworthy or is being despised by others, for example in a comments section of a video.
Often used as a funny joke when someone does something cringeworthy or is being despised by others, for example in a comments section of a video.
by Smethwick The 3rd of Assland April 10, 2021
Get the Phone in left Handmug. The curse applies to all left handed people and is the side affect of writing using an ink pen with your left hand. The ink from written words smudges all over the side of your palm and pinky finger.
After a long day at the office, Ivan got home and spent ten minutes cleaning the ink smudges on his left hand. Ivan suffers from the dreaded left handed curse.
by coinroller December 29, 2007
Get the left handed cursemug. by b0ng April 3, 2003
Get the left handed websitemug. Similar to being ambidextrous, but instead of having another good hand, you have one less good hand: you have no good hands, and are incredibly clumsy as a result.
Benn: Dude, don't throw the ball to Dave he has two left hands!
Benn: Damn it Ron, you dropped the entire bag of popcorn.
Ron: Sorry man, I got two left hands.
Benn: Damn it Ron, you dropped the entire bag of popcorn.
Ron: Sorry man, I got two left hands.
by BennduR July 11, 2010
Get the Two Left Handsmug.