left handed website

n. An Internet Website specialising in pr0n, causing visitors to use the mouse with the left hand.

by b0ng April 3, 2003

left handed cigarette

A left handed cigarette is marijuana.

It can also be a non-sensical phrase said just to be ironic.

"you got any more left handed cigarettes?"
"No, the cop took them all."

I need a left handed cigarette to go with my left handed beer bottle.

by Jana November 16, 2004

Left-handed monkey wrench

A fictitious tool. A monkey wrench has no left-handed or right-handed versions. Often used as a practical joke, i.e. telling someone to find a left-handed monkey wrench for you.

"Hey, will you go find me a left-handed monkey wrench? I need to fix this pipe."

by Fictitious Plumber January 30, 2012

left handed doflinky

a hookers selected hand that they use to pleasure fat, ugly, bald, lazy, men who cant get any for themselves.

clay hazams left handed doflinky is his left jerked of barney wile jackhammering santa claus while receiving a angry rim job.

by john stodderd May 21, 2008

Left-handed spanner wanker

The opporsite of a right-handed rench tosser

What a left-handed spanner wanker!

by SPENCER-1975 October 19, 2009

left-handed handy

the most prestigious type of hand job

Last night my hable suddenly escaladed into a left-handed handy, which brought me to tears.

by Bruce Goosen August 10, 2006

Left Handed Surfing

v. the act of manipulating the mouse with your left hand while you beat it to pr0n with your right. pwn

My wang is so tired because i was left handed surfing last ngiht.

by sneak hit master October 27, 2004