Lawn-Chaired

falling on your back, so that your knees fold down to your face.

The man ran on the slick ice, but soon fell backwards and lawn-chaired himself

by tmac2014 December 4, 2011

shitting lawn chairs with a Samsung TV

a phrase you tell your mother as she leaves for work to gently remind her she is loved and she is not the reason for the divorce

Child: Bye, Mom, I will behave and start shitting lawn chairs with a Samsung TV
mother: You're a fucking disgrace to this bloodline

by Unhinged Farris wheel December 13, 2025

Rocket Lawnchair

Another, more humorous way to say Rocket Launcher.
Popularized by Metal Slug X and it's hilarious announcer.

Upon picking up an R symbol, Marco heard someone shout "ROCKET LAWNCHAIR!" in their ears from absolutely nowhere.

by Tarmarco June 25, 2010

Mercer County Lawnchair

Sitting in a wheelbarrow in a reclining position with the handles touching the ground with beer in hand. - or - a sexual position in which the male folds the female into the shape of a closed lawn chairs.

Zach told me he gave her the Mercer County Lawnchair last night.

by Backwoods bastard May 25, 2016

Folded Lawnchair

Sex position where the woman's legs are on top of the man's shoulders - in missionary- and he comes into you nice, and hard.

Woman: oh baby, harder...harder!- let's do the folded lawnchair
Man: Ohhh yeeeah - Bring those legs up more baby , your thighs are so soft

by likeitbig24 September 8, 2011

Rawkit Lawnchair

A rawkit lawnchair is a specific form of lawnchair which is designed to propel rawkits at high velocity.

Look out! He has a Rawkit Lawnchair!

by empty_shadow September 19, 2009

dirty lawnchair

The gentleman takes off his belt and inserts it into the ladies' anus. He then proceeds to remove it and strike her across the back with the soiled end until she resembles a dirty lawnchair.

My girl got wasted at the governors ball so I had to give her a dirty lawnchair.

by Joe81 August 11, 2006