Lava Lamp

They make toast.

Hey dude, you Hungry, I have a lava lamp in my rape dungeon.

by charliesheeened June 29, 2011

lava lamp

v. sex move, sticking a light bulb in a girls anus, and sex her vaj until the bulb lights up

I totally lava lamped that homeless old lady until the room stank.

by garfffffffff April 25, 2010

lava lamp

To stroke a mans testicles gently with a babywhipe to prepare for a good suckin.

i gave him a good lava lamp last night.

by the trippin dippins September 1, 2009

lava lamp

adj. Used to define a word which has no amazingly awesome or revolutionary appeal, but is still wholly and entirely amusing.

Yeah, that's a total lava lamp song, I couldn't stop listening to it!

by Tiio January 30, 2004

lava lamp

A person who periodically gains and loses weight.

Hippie: Man, you're a total lava lamp.

by Al3x_lavalover August 26, 2006

Lava Lamp

When one partner shoots a massive load of cum into the other partners bloody orphus (anus, or vagina). Then shoves a tampon in the orphus. It is left there for 5 minutes.

Once the 'lava' has become warm, your partner creampie's the bloody, cum tampon out.

Ouch, it really must have hurt my girlfriend when I lava lamped her last night.

by the candy man really can't April 22, 2011

Lava Lamp

Some G-dawg that lives on some hawaiin or volcanic vestable

Hey cuud, Paco here is a Lava Lamp, the foo came here from hawaii

by Natedizzle February 26, 2003