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Ladera moms

Ladera moms are the foulest creatures in the land. They are in a Facebook group called ladera moms where they catch the “naughty” children of Ladera Ranch. An example of being “naughty” is being loud in front of someone’s house. They will take a picture of you and submit it to the group. I have studied these creatures for many days. They usually have blond hair, have a name like “Laura”, wear sunglasses all the time, wear a hat by billabong that says California love that has the California state flag on it, and talk in question form like “I’m going to the mall today?” They are all in some sort of workout class. They are always on their phone and go into some sort of universe while on their phone. If you try to talk to them they won’t hear you and if you even touch them while texts my they won’t even feel it
by G4rr3tt December 1, 2017
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Spring Laker

A cocktail created in the Beautiful Jersey Shore Town of Spring Lake. It is 1 part Vodka, 2 parts Red Bull, and a splash of Pineapple Juice.

The delicious drink has become synonymous with good times and overall sweetness. The drink is indigenous to the summer although is known to be enjoyed throughout the entire year.
Our bartender has been making some smooth Spring Lakers tonight.
by The gooser June 10, 2010
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Lagered-up

To drink huge amounts of beer or lager simply to get very, very drunk. Not to savor the taste or flavor, but just to get wasted. The phrase is used in London and parts of England, usually associated with wide-boy or East-end types, although a trip to Ibiza might be rewarded with a few examples too.
"C'mon boys! Let's get lagered-up! Look at the locals, they're waiting for us to get proper pissed! C'mon boys! Lagered-up! Lagered-up! Waaay!"
by Liquid Sky September 15, 2009
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Jack Lakershea

If you ever see a jack lakershea, run!,These vile creatures normally prey on children at least half their age and are know to scratch.They over weight thier prey and will and i repeat will touch the children A LOt. Don’t name you child jacks and most certainly don’t name thier last name lakershea or else they will grow up to Catfish children on roblox.
Please no jack lakershea i’m only 8, i want to lose my virginity when i’m married PLEAAASEE”!
by Butthole=Jack November 9, 2021
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Lauerophobia

Fear of large, loud, and obnoxious people. This fear can often be caused by over exposure to such people and can sometimes lead to agoraphobia.
His extreme case of Lauerophobia, kept him away from the all you can eat buffet.
by Aqua4477 February 9, 2010
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lakera

Sexy as hell short funny smart tough warm heart ridge loves to dance sing rap she dose it all
Lakeras she is define
by Brittney Riggs September 5, 2016
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laert

Laert is a good boy, smart and cute. He love to play sports . He loves animals and animals love him. You can trust him on anythink.
Laert: What a cute dog.
Dog: What a cute Laert
by UrbanAdd December 27, 2016
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