tristen langley

The most perfect American idol contestant ever

Tristen Langley better win American idol or I'll quit watching forever.

by Lange, January 26, 2014

Langley High School

Ah Langley... so many things are said about it. Most people from Northern Virginia, especially Mclean High School, Langley's rival, will remark that Langley is nothing but a bunch of rich, stuck-up, snobs living off "daddy's money". It is true that Langley High School parents are mostly well-off but that does not mean that all of them raise their children to be ungrateful, selfish snobs. In fact, every school has its population of sluts, drug dealers and doers, snobs, daddys-girls, dumb jocks, etc. Langley is just the school people decide to stereotype. But any school can fit that make. Additionally a lot of people that go to Langley are "real", have jobs, work hard in school and in sports.
As a result, Langley students consistently have the highest SAT scores in the region (not including Thomas Jefferson, a magnet school), are ranked highest among other regional school's in Newsweeks top 100, perform well at sports (often times beating McLean - a lot), have higher acceptance rates at Ivy League colleges and in state schools such as UVA and William and Mary.
Furthermore, when writing an urban dictionary entry, they are smart enough to make a logical arguement enumerating why it is that they are better than McLean High School, and to simply point out that people shouldn't steroetype. Look at the facts (entry number 2 especially) and you will see that when Langley students say they are better at something than another - often times they are. This runs the gammit from athletics to academics.
Finally, McLean, you are just jealous because you will always be remembered as the school 5 miles away that could just never compete

"Good thing we go to Langley High School, or else we'd be like Mclean and wouldn't be able to understand words used such as enumerated and gammit"

by Taylor S January 14, 2008

Langley

A truly amazing nice girl. If you ever find a Langley keep her, she's very beautiful inside and out! Also very god damn hot

Luke: wow I just found a perfect girl!

Kris: not as perfect as Langley

by Alright✔️ May 22, 2017

Langley Park School For Boys

Shithole with shit teachers, im not allowed inside the building while eating food or with my coat on, its fucking shit. Loads of homework who enjoys that, teachers are fucking buzz kills. They force you to do French as a GCSE its a fucking torture chamber . Mr Crawford is calm though. 1/10 🙂.

Langley Park School For Boys is a fucking shithole.

by Some fat twat April 1, 2020

Langley High

Langley High- A high school in Northern Virginia (FCPS), in close proximity to Washington DC and right down the road from the CIA. The school is located in one of the wealthiest areas in the whole country, as you can tell by the many BMWs, mercedes, audis, land rovers, and escalades in the school parking lot. Everyone wears designer clothes and most likely has their own credit card...with unlimited spending....The average yearly family income of the area will blow your mind and many kids' parents work for the government. Langley High is also ranked very high on the "top 100 schools in america" list and scores very high on their SATs. Students take AP classes and get accepted into Ivy League schools. Their (bitter) rival is nearby McLean high school. The guys are douches and the girls are really hot and really fake. There are the few exceptions there who have a "real sense" of the world and know (and care) about the world that goes on outside of the school walls. But for the most part...they are self-absorbed ninnys. But the girls are sexy....and skanky....

Dude 1: "Man, that Langley High girl is dumb as shit"
Dude 2: "Yeah, but her friend is pretty damn smart."
Dude 1: "Yeah and they're both hot as fuck. I'm going to bone them both."

by JFry May 29, 2009

Asuka Langley Soryu

The best and hottest character in nge, polot of the 02 eva, honestly people who hate her are dumb. Shes cool, pretty and has amazing personality, people who kin her are so cool and sexy.

Stupid: "Hey did you watch neon genesis?"
Hottie: "Yea"
Stupid: "Who do you like?"
Hottie: "Asuka Langley Soryu"
Stupid: "EWWWW I HATE HER SHES SO ANNOYING"
Hottie: "gkys"

by sasorii July 20, 2021

Langley Effect

The 'Langley Effect' (named after Langley BC, a frustratingly bland city/township) is the universal feeling that develops inside the mind of young adults at around ages 16-18 where the individual in question has a distinct urge to leave the town where they grew up in. Since it's inception at the start of known human history, the Langley Effect has drained many small towns of their young graduating population as they move on to cities and towns that simply aren't nearly as boring as the ones they originated from (for example, Langley BC.)
Known more colloquially as the "I've gotta get the fuck outta' this town" effect.

-"I'm so tired of this place. Once I graduate, I'm moving as far away as humanly possible."
-"Sounds like someone's feeling the Langley Effect."

by your illegitimate son May 1, 2011