Landlord clean

The type of cleaning you do before your landlord comes over to fix something.

I was gonna Netflix and chill, but there’s water coming from my ceiling so I have to landlord clean tonight instead before he comes over tomorrow.

by Sskatz June 12, 2019

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Womb Landlord

You rent the womb for 9 months without paying a single bill.

My mom is a cunt, she is just a womb landlord.

by FancyNancy3111 November 27, 2020

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landlord paint

The cheapest interior flat paint available on the market. Used by landlords because it is cheap. This type of paint is not washable and has the consistency of chalk on the wall.

He's a real cheapskate, he used landlord paint in his house. Now, he can't even wash off the spaghetti that he spilled on the wall.

by Human namuH August 9, 2021

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A total douchebag with neon green sports car and dumb skanky slag girlfriend. Allows the dumb skanky slag girlfriend to run most of the 'landlording' at their bug infested hell hole. His way of entertaining and admiring his jerk off qualities.

Hell has a special place for the douchebag landlord!

by Ughyoubothsuck June 13, 2023

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Schrodinger Landlord

A person so greedy and rich that do absolutely nothing and at the same time most of them lose money and have to sell their properties because the time and money commitment is a net loss for them. The participate in a system where money is just given to them with no work yet becoming a landlord is so hard that no one who dislikes landlords can figure out how to become one.

I must be one of those Schrodinger landlords because I lost money but I'm still hated for providing short term housing to people who don't want the commitment of buying a home.

by NipseyHustle March 14, 2023

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