A Virginia Beach Budweiser sales rep who preys on female vacationers, getting them drunk on the alcoholic beverage of the same name in hopes of hooking up later.
Female 1: That beer rep keeps giving us free drinks.
Female 2: Ewww...stay away from him. He's a total land shark.
Female 2: Ewww...stay away from him. He's a total land shark.
by KSU1982 April 9, 2009
Get the Land Sharkmug. The Growing Trend of couples choosing the land shark sex postion as their ideal means of sexual intercourse.
Also the adoption of 4 wheeled roller skates to replace the standard "sprinting" method, brings land sharking to a whole new level.
And when hoverboards are invented, the
act will continue to progress into an olympic sport.
Also the adoption of 4 wheeled roller skates to replace the standard "sprinting" method, brings land sharking to a whole new level.
And when hoverboards are invented, the
act will continue to progress into an olympic sport.
"Hey buddy, I land sharked your mom last night, it was a fucking land shark revolution"
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"Lately i have observed a steep increase in the number of land sharking couples. one might infer that this is indicative of a land shark revolution"
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"Lately i have observed a steep increase in the number of land sharking couples. one might infer that this is indicative of a land shark revolution"
by Senorsuave79 June 8, 2005
Get the Land Shark Revolutionmug. When you bend a girl up against the wall (with her pants off), step back approximately 50 ft., and with your hard-on, sprint at the girl... your goal being to stick your erect penis into her already-ludbricated vagina.
I gave my girlfriend a Tallahassee Land shark for the first time last night and accidentally made a new hole between her vag and asshole. I said sorry though.
by That guy gettin his D WET April 11, 2009
Get the Tallahassee Land Sharkmug. A sexual position that must be done on hardwood floor. You bend your girl over across the room then you go on the other side get a running start and slide into that pussy and a happy ending.
by thelegacy November 20, 2007
Get the Human land sharkmug. A man who engages in oral sex with women. These men also have a tendency of eating ass and letting women squirt in their faces and mouths. They will do this with any woman regardless of relationship status e.g a friend, one night stand, side chick, mistress etc
This guy needs to go to the health clinic he’s been a dry land shark for ages.
No dry land shark can have chat for me. Go find Jesus.
No dry land shark can have chat for me. Go find Jesus.
by Arron j smith January 25, 2022
Get the Dry Land Sharkmug. by Springtrap Gamer April 17, 2023
Get the Baby land sharkmug. A verocious animal that "kills" you when you die in a very embarrassing way, such as falling off of a cliff, or blowing yourself up; on a game like Fortnite or other team based games.
Teammate 1: "Dude what happened? Who knocked you?"
Teammate 2: "It was another land shark."
Teammate 1: "Bro you suck ass at this game."
Teammate 2: "It was another land shark."
Teammate 1: "Bro you suck ass at this game."
by Just an Average Jess January 5, 2023
Get the Land Sharkmug.