by robot 123456789 May 14, 2009
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When you take your food to go but you don’t actually want it so you leave it under someone else’s car.
by Elysian Grey July 27, 2022
Get the Land Mining mug.The prizes that your pets leave in the yard when they drop a deuce. Often you may not see them right away if you are not watching your pet do their duty. If you find the land mines, your shoes are likely destroyed.
Person: I need to take the dog outside for a walk in the yard.
Spouse: ok be careful, he planted several land mines in the yard earlier.
Spouse: ok be careful, he planted several land mines in the yard earlier.
by Bostsox11 August 17, 2016
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by viJilance December 02, 2015
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by catwithrabies February 02, 2020
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