lampshade

dumb...can't be used effecently

OMG...this book si so lampshade!!

by Joell December 9, 2003

lampshade

dumb slut, will do anything sexual without thinking about it. called lampshade cause she doesn't have a brain beneath the hair.

i told her i have herpes and the lampshade still gave me head in the alley.

by kingofpain October 14, 2007

LampShade

The thing your dad put on his head at his high school parties.

"Somebody give me the lampshade."

by mydadinhighschool March 28, 2020

Lampshade

(noun) a cover that softens or directs the light of a lamp

Sometimes used derogatorily

That guy is such a lampshade

by anonymous September 15, 2020

Lampshade

(n) A woman who has a rocking body, but is only seen as an object

Damnn... I just blew this lampshade's back out last night after the BlackHat event.

by FYLBingBong August 15, 2024

Lampshade head birth

When a bitch give birth to an ugly baby that has a lampshade on its head. The baby can either be born with a lampshade on its head, or it could be placed on its head after the birth to hide the baby’s ugly face because it was too ugly for the world to see.

“Oh you’re a doctor? Omg have you ever seen a Lampshade Head Birth?!?”

“Oh did you hear she was a Lampshade Head Birth!?”
“Ha, you look like a Lampshade Head Birth!!”

by OfficialGary. August 22, 2021

Lampshade Hanging

To purposely mention and point out a distracting cliche in your work, and then to move on like nothing happened. Used to have the audience of your work be less likely to murder you for using the cliche.

"Writer: 'The world was overrun by vampire robot zombies, what else would it be? Anyways the vampire robot zombies were defeated by a guy with a whole bunch of guns, silver bullets too. And a garlic flavored wooden stake Electromagnetic Pulse antivirus firing machine. Seriously that made it so easy. Anyways yeah there were a bunch of explosions. Fuck yeah!'

Reader: What a Lampshade Hanging sunufabitch. It's funny because he pointed it out."

by Tekwerk September 6, 2010