Naomi Miriam Livian

naomi livian, my favorite person ever, a kind and caring person, someone who you can spend your entire life with and never get bored, the type of person you would be honored and overjoyed to be kidnapped by.

I love Naomi Miriam Livian So Much

by JackDaniel07 May 30, 2020

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latvian sorbet

A latvian sorbet is the act in which a female is tied to a ceiling fan one foot per blade. The fan is turned on high, and at this time three men are standing around her in triangular formation. As the fan spins, she gives all of them blowjobs. Meanwhile, a midget wearing nothing but assless chaps and cut off flannel tshirt slaps her ass at a rapid pace.

"Yo, we gonna pull a latvian sorbet on Shirley tonight?"

"If she's down, dawg."

by xFUNERALx June 22, 2008

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Latvian Sports Bra

Common in latvia, the latvian sports bra is a popular erotic method to prepare fish. In the maneuver, a woman would strip down until she's naked. Afterwards, she would tie two fish to both her breasts and proceed to run at a brisk pace, under the supervision of her husband, until the fish have heated up and are cooked. They are removed and served immediately, latvian style.

Jurgen, what did you have dinner? Oh you know, Boris, just Ivana's latvian sports bra

by sos2010 August 13, 2010

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LATVIAN sausage

serious hot sausage export from latvia.

alternatively used as Yoda's LIghtsaber. a definite favourite with all the ladiEs.

sweat your yummy latvian sausage in an airtight lunch-box for 2 weeks. allowing for optimum hot sticky texture and aroma to develop.

now sit back, squeeze and enjoy!

B Rob: hey! that Latvian sausage isn't for you! isn't that a beotch!

heartbroken girl: why lead ME on then?

by naali'srare November 8, 2012