laggy troll

a term to describe massive diarrhea, or extreme consipation

NOTHING IS WORSE THAN LAGGY TROLL! I gotta go so bad right now.

by Todd Spalding January 2, 2008

Laggy Misclick

When you're having sex with a woman and start thrusting with pauses like computer lag and accidentally click(put it in) the other hole.

I was hooking up with this chick the other day and she seemed hesitant about butt stuff, So I gave her the ole laggy misclick!

by ID10TDude June 18, 2020

Laggy Jackie Chan

When your computer is going extremely laggy while watching videos or playing games

*while watching a video* Damn Jonathan that's a mean case of laggy Jackie Chan

by Minecraft Derp December 6, 2011

Lolli-liggy-laggy-logger

When someone gets drunk off of laced lolli-pops then gives you head.

I was at that party last night man, and this sexy girl gave me a nice lolli-liggy-laggy-logger.

by dontshakethejake November 4, 2012

Laggy Band

English North-Eastern slang for a rubber band

A: I cannae keep this ziploc on me bong
B: Use a laggy band then ya daft twat

by peetrg September 22, 2022

Laggy Smasher

When a Super Smash Brothers Ultimate player lags but denies they are lagging at all, until the lag affects them. Then they insist that the lag is ruining their gameplay.

Can you stop being such a laggy smasher, I was literally winning

by Izybizy July 20, 2021

Laggy

A word to describe someone who is like an NPC who's lagging in person. Often combined with some reference to the idea that we are living in a simulation

He's kind of a laggy. What a simulation we're living in

by TheCoffee December 17, 2025