lactose inteligent

When you know you can't handle milk, but you drink it anyway

-Huge fart-
Omg dude whyyy
I'm lactose inteligent

by koalaklamidia May 10, 2019

lactose nazi

lactose intolerant person

being a lactose nazi means that you are worse than hitler!

by Ed_of_Schleck November 25, 2009

lactoperoxidase

A Drug addicted Lactating Blonde ,They usually inhabit slums and housing commission sites traveling in packs of two or three , their mating call consists of loud raucous laughter and nasal "hey baby" calls.

Their diet consists of canned food and the occasional cigarette. When attacked this species defends itself with a pungent Odor emitting from their mouths.

The Male Equivalent of this species is commonly Called A Bogan (see bogan)

Billy: woah look at that !
Bob: What?
Billy : its the lactoperoxidase
Lactoperoxidase: HEY BABY! *high pitched laughter*

by Jinxedminx December 15, 2008

lactose persistence

a condition of genetic mutants, the state of almost 0% of Asian adults, 40% of adults worldwide, and under 50% of U.S. adults, ie., the European genetic mutation which allows the persistence of the childhood ability to digest milk and its products.

Unlike that fart-faced genetic mutant Sven, with lactose persistence, Hung Long and I don't drink milk anymore.

by Snarkster September 12, 2009

lactose intolerant

lactose intolerant is a term mfs use to disguise their submissive stomach

john cena : I can’t eat bing chilling because i’m lactose intolerant

me : shut your ass up

me : lactose intolerance is fake you just have a submissive ass stomach

by meloballer_ April 8, 2023

Lactose Lucrative Cock

Similar to the term 'Dairy Dick,' this is when your balls are full of sperm and are ready to release. Your penis then forms a milk like liquid which oozes out your urethra in lucrative quantities.

Aw bro, I've got such a lactose lucrative cock right now, mind giving me a hand?

by RyanSmithWales November 28, 2020

Lactaders

When a woman who is producing, squirts milk onto any meal containing potatoes.

Husband: Janet, god damnit come give me some lactaders.
Janet: I’m sorry honey *begins squirting

by FATRATPENIS February 22, 2021