Lack of Art

When someone denies pure art.

That gimp denied my solid piece of artistry they got a bare lack of art

by Beltazar November 11, 2017

lack of sex flu

A fever, upset stomach, sore throat, broken big toe, basically any ailment or sickness can be tied back to a lack of sexual intercourse.

Sally: "man I think I'm getting sick"
Bob (husband that hasn't had sex in a while) : "sounds like you got the lack of sex flu, it's been going around" .

by Sapper Daddy1 February 6, 2018

lack-of-ink-o-phobia

The fear of not having a pen when you need one. This condition may cause a person (usually female) to carry at least 5 pens in her purse.

"Damn, her purse must weigh 20 pounds!"

"Ya, she's got the lack-of-ink-o-phobia..."

by Bic Chic February 4, 2010

Lack of Motherly Hug Syndrome

Lack of Motherly Hug Syndrome (LMHS) is a very rare condition that a child endures when not receiving enough hugs from their mother, or a very meager, to no amount of affection. It is very uncommon to hear of LMHS, but it exists in families in which the mother is very mean and does not like to hug her children.

Man, my mom never stops giving me hugs! Its embarassing!!

Hey dude at least she cares about you!
I got this Lack of Motherly Hug Syndrome cause my mom hates me =(

by sad child October 19, 2008

lack of social skills

when you suck at life

i lack of social skills... i suck at life...

by Cuggi June 21, 2017

Lack of Disrespect

When an individual becomes overly emotional of a situation and feels they are being disrespected, when they actually are not.

(after a heated debate) - "I am out of here guys, there is a severe lack of disrespect in here."

by Mr. Cheezefry May 25, 2011

Lack of Tiddy Syndrome (LTS)

When you haven’t seen a single tiddy for a while, and you yearn just to see one.

person 1: *shivers*
person 2: “what’s wrong?”
person 1: “i- i have severe Lack of Tiddy Syndrome (LTS).”
person 2: “aww... here,” *pops tiddy out*

by Queen Breezy September 27, 2020