Lesbian Lords

The gods (lords) of the lesbians. They grant all the single lesbians a wife one day, if said lesbian prays every night to them. The lesbian lords are all the queens of the lesbians as well. They are superior to the normal lesbian. To be put into the Lesbian Lords you must be a lesbian who is devoted to women.

“Ugh! I wanna girlfriend so badly!”
“Have you prayed to the lesbian lords?”
“No? What’s that?”
“If you pray to the lesbian lords, they’ll grant you a wifey!”

by itsamarething07 July 3, 2020

Traci Lords

A female who lied about her age to get into the porn industry in the 70's and 80's. Best known for her moaning.

Guy: "Dude I saw a movie with Traci Lords in it and when she was moaning I thought she was gonna explode!"

Girl: "I know she really gets me going!"

by The Critic December 27, 2007

The Right Honourable the Lords Spiritual and Temporal of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland in Parliament assembled

The upper house of parliament

Richard: Oi bruv The Right Honourable the Lords Spiritual and Temporal of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland in Parliament assembled is trying to ban the BBC.

James: right well bruv The Right Honourable the Lords Spiritual and Temporal of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland in Parliament assembled is trash.

Jeremy: *rolling Reliant Robin*.

by cheerful ox April 9, 2022

Traci Lords

A pornstar from the late 70's and early 80's, infamous for starring in her first film while only 16 years old. Is almost single-handedly responsible for the modern-day porn industry's extremely thorough background checks.

Traci Lords films made before she turned 18 are today considered child porn, making them both illegal and at the same time highly valuable collector's items.

by The REAL 2wingo August 2, 2011

vice lords

a gang started some time in the 60's in chicago symbols are a bunny's head a top hat and cane 5 point star and martini glass colors black red and gold numbers are 22(v) 12(L) and they in people nation mostly made up of black people

i cant roll with dat nigga..ima vl and he's a gd

by b-dog fo eva August 10, 2004

Traci Lords

A secretive, conniving whore who lied about her age to get into porn. She made her first movie at the age of 16 (1984) and lasted until 1986, when F.B.I. douchebags busted her. She has become a legend in mainstream acting, mostly with guest appearances on TV and minor roles in movies that tanked (a/k/a "cult classics"). Was never charged with a crime in connection to obtaining a U.S. passport with the fake I.D. she used to get into porn.

Traci Lords deserves an Oscar for being the biggest bullshit artist this side of Mars.

by All the Names Have Been Used December 27, 2011

vice lords

The Almighty Vice Lords where created in a juvenile detention center on chicago's westside in 1955, wayyy b 4 gd's crips, bloods, gangstas.And We where the only black nationally known gang next 2 the mafia. but don't get it twisted, vice lords was created solely for the advancement of the black community. CVL,(Conservative Vice Lords) was the first name, So fuck gd's,breeds, sd's,26's,souls, and any other muthafukkas that aint ridin unda the 5 point star. On King Neal bitches

Vice Lords are located nationwide.

by Lil Lord September 19, 2006