looser pooser

to be more than a loser

estuped esmeralda rivera you are such a looser pooser to be even reading this sentence.

by kwazy kewl keekers May 11, 2009

Cyber Looser

A person who spends so much time on a computer/online that they have totally lost touch with reality and have lost all there social skills.

Chris: Hey Rob, ya wana go grab a burger and a beer?
Rob: Naw, I cant cuz my Chicken Parmesan in Cafe World/FaceBook Is guna be ready in a 1/2 hour.
Chris: Wow, you'd rather do that than hang out with me?
Rob: Yup..!
Chris: WOW dude! I never realized that you were sutch a "Cyber Looser"

by chriskola January 5, 2010

Looser laps

To drive around a a mall, park or any place where people gather in a search for females or just trying to look cool, usually with speakers on blast with several people in the car.

Look at those dumbasses doing looser laps it is like there third trip!

by Kyle and kenny August 17, 2008

Libation Looser

1. A person or group of people that can't find a new place to have drink or have a bite to eat in a major metropolitan area.

We are libation loosers. You know we are going to end up at the same place so let's not go through the list of places to go.

by lokilokicomeouttoplay December 2, 2010

phone looser

One who always looses their cell phone.

Chad: Why cant Alexis call you tonight?
Gary: Because she's a phone looser!!

by Gary Meiman April 15, 2008

looser denial

when someone who is considered to be socially inept by ones peers, co workers, and or family refuses to admit the reality that they are disliked by everyone around them.

guy1: dude i hate to tell you this but nobody sits with you at lunch cause you insist on always talking about crappy japan anime.
looser: Whatever they love it when i show them my anime drawings, showes, laptop blah blah blah....
guy1:dude your in looser denial.

by bakingjake November 13, 2007

pussy make looser

a dildo like toy that is designed to make the tightest of all pussies and anus to become loose. It is inserted into the vagina or anus and is pumped full of air. It expands very fast and stretches the pussy or anus to an unfathomable looseness. Enjoy!

This pussy make looser made my pussy real loose!

by Jason March 25, 2003