amber lamps

a specially equipped motor vehicle, airplane, ship, etc., for carrying sick or injured people, usually to a hospital

Oh, you leakin'.
Call da amber lamps!

by Featherlight910 February 16, 2010

Lampathy

A type of apathy whereby you can not find the energy to walk to the local shop to buy sugar, but can find the energy to go out and count the amount of steps between where you live and the shop in question. This phenomenon was discovered at the University of Wales Lampeter, Where it's name derives from.

Bob: We need more sugar.
Billy: CBA
Bob: I'll go, then. How Far is the shop?
Billy: <Getting up and putting coat on> Hang on, I'll find out.
Bob:That's Lampathy for you!

by PowellBar March 7, 2011

Soggy Lampshade

(noun) One who is useless beyond compare. Also, they don't really brighten the situation.

Guy 1: i kinda broke your TV.
Guy 2: You can't do anything right!
Guy 1: It was a bad one anyway.
Guy 2: That doesn't make it better. You're such a soggy lampshade!

by JDawgmania2014 May 24, 2014

Lamp oil

Something used fuel lamps and to be sold

Lamp oil rope bombs you want it? It yours my friend as long as you have enough rupies

by Morshu2742069 April 12, 2021

smoking lamp

1. (on sailing ships) a lamp from which a pipe may be lit
2. (figuratively) permission to smoke

"Light smoking lamp" (giving permission for crew to smoke) and "out smoking lamp"
(denying permission) are listed among the 104 bugle calls in the US Navy's "Manual for Buglers", 1953 edition.

by Plebe Tribune March 25, 2009

Lamplot Ownage

On a tuesday night, When one commits the act of intercourse with a friend's mother and, just before he finishes, pulls out, runs to his friend's room, and ejaculates on his eyes. In the morning, he will arise with dried crusty semen on his eyelids, preventing him from opening them. Under the assumption that he has pinkeye, he will undoubtedly use a large amount of Visene to remedy the situation.

John: Dude, I totally pulled a Lamplot Ownage last night!

Dan: Really? I think I have pinkeye.

by ShepDaddy May 2, 2006

Frank Lampard

The best central midfielder in the country. Plays for Chelsea FC and has a fondness for walloping the ball from 30 yards

Super, Super Frank, Super, Super Frank, Super, Super Frank, Super Frankie Lampard

by Biddy February 20, 2005