listening glasses

Glasses so big u can hear with them

I'm not sure she'll fit in my Mini Cooper. Her listening glasses were twice as wide as her face!

by Listening glasses April 1, 2021

Listening to his pants

"Listening to his pants" is a dude being super horny and doing whatever his pants and dick are telling him to do

Wow Steve has really been "Listening to his pants" recently

by pollipol March 23, 2022

Listening to that can make you go broke

Paying to much attention to details that don't matter

Teacher: I don't care if you don't like my way of teaching I have my teaching license your opinion won't matter

Students.. as a student I have a voice so listening to that can make you go broke if I would of listen and payed attention to everything you said I would of never gotten the school borad to agree with me...

by Guesswhoo22 December 10, 2023

Listening to Coldplay with the Bois

An excuse to give your girlfriend/s.o. so you can go out and cheat with your head of HR mistress.
Works great if you're a CEO of a company.

"Hey babe, where are you? You havent been responding to my calls/texts."

"Oh baby I'm just out listening to Coldplay with the bois! I'll be back soon."

by Mrs.Nezbit2294 July 18, 2025

Listening to Korn

Code for jerking off

Just hanging out at home listening to Korn.

by anonymous August 31, 2025

Listening to Korn

To jerk off furiously

Just hanging out and listening to Korn

by nycguy7 August 31, 2025

listening bar

The place where you sit in front of computer whilst using it to listen to music for hours on end, like at an akcual listening bar

After a long week, I turned my room into a listening bar, sitting in front of my computer for hours just vibing to my favorite playlists—who needs a club?

by Emotional Cruiser November 1, 2025