Lemon

Something like a camel toe, but smooth

"Good God Lemon!"
"Sorry, I guess I'm not up with the lingo.. but... 'lemon'? Is it something like a camel toe, but smooth? I am completely ignorant, here."

by antagonym May 9, 2015

Lemon

1. That which must be worshiped

2. A sexy and highly addictive thing to lick

3. That which many humans are extremely unworthy of

All hail the mighty lemon!

by iLoveLemons October 1, 2008

Lemon

A lesbian. A female who drinketh from the furry cup. A bean flicker. A rug muncher.

That bitch just tried to feel my flange up. I reckon she's a full on Lemon.

by Marlowe March 18, 2003

Lemon

Term originating in London, referring to high-grade skunk (hydroponically-cultivated marijuana). Describes hydro that is 'above average' in terms of potency/quality. Widely used term in UK Grime music.

'This shit is the lemon!'

or...

'My man's got the lemon!'.

by Cunny Linguist July 7, 2008

Lemon

Just a word for Marijuana or a type of it.

"I'm choonged coz I've been bunning too much lemon"

by Rezadamus May 6, 2005

lemon

east london slang for the cured buds of the cannabis sativa plant.

After contemplating whether it would be worth delving into Killer P's mobile phone to obtain a marijuana-dealer's number, Flowdan and his friend come to this conclusion:

Killer P: It's a lot right now, lemon I can bun, blud
Flow Dan: Lemon season, cuz

by ganjafarmer May 20, 2008

Lemon

A car you have convinced yourself is good because you need it and can't afford a new one, but everyone else can see it's really a POS. And instead of being honest with yourself that your car isn't worth keeping you continue to drive it, sometimes down the road, but mostly left on the side of the road. If only you would see that in the long run you would save money by buying a different one.

Your car is a lemon, it's like a black hole, sucking all your non existent money and time away from you.

by DaydreamZzZz1107 March 30, 2015