Acronym meaning "Little Baby Dick." Typically utilized by bros in an attempt to attack other bros; Often found while tailgating in the south (ex. Auburn)
David: "Dude, Justin has a major LBD."
Carter: "Yeah man, what a little bitch."
Rance: "I'm just glad I don't have an LBD like Justin and David."
Carter: "Yeah man, what a little bitch."
Rance: "I'm just glad I don't have an LBD like Justin and David."
by Big Dick Billy Dilly April 21, 2018

Jon: “did you see the chick in the bikini angel costume?!?”
Bryan: “Yeah bro, she also had phenomenal LBDs”
Bryan: “Yeah bro, she also had phenomenal LBDs”
by BFoefosho October 23, 2017

by George Macgraegor December 17, 2024

LBD or little brown dudes was a secondary identifier for "non-white" people by troops in Iraq as the term Hadji was being phased out for something more PC. Eventually it came to mean brown dudes who worked on base as opposed to brown dudes in man dresses
by Auctiondude July 5, 2021

by Lisamooney1 August 7, 2017

Symptoms:
Consistently misjudges the size of everyday objects (a 6-inch sandwich might be guessed as 12 inches, or vice versa).
Doesn’t know the bear at the zoo is big
Has trouble estimating people’s height — everyone looks either taller or shorter than they actually are.
Can’t eyeball measurements — struggles with things like “how many feet away” or “how many inches long.”
Needs to rely on comparison (like holding their hand up or asking for a reference) instead of instinct.
Consistently misjudges the size of everyday objects (a 6-inch sandwich might be guessed as 12 inches, or vice versa).
Doesn’t know the bear at the zoo is big
Has trouble estimating people’s height — everyone looks either taller or shorter than they actually are.
Can’t eyeball measurements — struggles with things like “how many feet away” or “how many inches long.”
Needs to rely on comparison (like holding their hand up or asking for a reference) instead of instinct.
Sorry I don’t know how tall he was… I have little bear disease.
Sorry I was off, it’s my little bear disease (LBD).
Sorry I was off, it’s my little bear disease (LBD).
by Little bear baby August 16, 2025
