The clothing of a lax bro: hats (fitted, trucker, college lax hats), bright colors, and have long hair (flow). Shorts all year round, and mid calf socks. Do they wear shirts? Maybe, but you're more likely to find them in a pennie. Their vocabulary mainly consists of: word, bro, gnarly, stoked, flow, etc."
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Get the Lax Bro mug.an indivdual of a group of douche bag lacrosse players. No matter where you go they are hated on, but they still think they are the shit.
If you see a guy with high top untied nikes with long hair and an over sized fitted hat with an ugly bright colored shirt then you know you are looking at a lax bro.
by Dave Greenberg April 4, 2009
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Get the Lax Bro mug.Guys who play Lacrosse. Tend to have longer hair, and all around douchebag personality. Usually has an egotistical personality and always out to prove lacrosse is the best sport ever. Most have gay sex in the showers and are always thinking about themselves. They think they are totally bro and everything they do is so bro, yet everything they do is gay. Always trying to keep chiseled abs because it makes their dicks look bigger then the real 4 inches. Notable exceptions to this description tend to be people named Jeremy and Tomas. Some like Brians' and Pats' tend to slip in and out of these personality traits. The worse of the Lax-Bro bunch is anyone named Mason. Though the root of every Lax-Bro's gayness comes from them having sex with a girl and either getting Herpes or Crabs. Second worse type of person next to a Guido.
Regular Person #1: Dude, that guys is such a fucking Dick.
Regular Person #2: Haven't you heard, He's a Lax-Bro.
Regular Person#1: Ohhh, makes sense.
Regular Person #2: Just don't shake his hand he probably has Herpes.
Regular Person #2: Haven't you heard, He's a Lax-Bro.
Regular Person#1: Ohhh, makes sense.
Regular Person #2: Just don't shake his hand he probably has Herpes.
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they are usually very cocky, love beer, can't fight, and are just all around homosexuals
they usually go to a stupid boarding school and play for their schools team. they occasionally come back to where they grew up to see their old friends who are very low on the bro scale, which can be a problem.
they are usually very cocky, love beer, can't fight, and are just all around homosexuals
they usually go to a stupid boarding school and play for their schools team. they occasionally come back to where they grew up to see their old friends who are very low on the bro scale, which can be a problem.
lax bro 1: bro lets have a lax sesh!
lax bro 2: yea dude i just bought 3 dildos so we should have enough this time!
lax bro 2: yea dude i just bought 3 dildos so we should have enough this time!
by twiaf June 13, 2009
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Lax bro: Yo bro wheres your pinny bro?
Anyone Else: I dont play lacrosse, i have a little self dignity.
Lax bro:Bro why am i even here then, go away your messin up the flow and i gotta work on stringing the shaft up. Go chill and pop the natty ices.
Anyone Else: I dont play lacrosse, i have a little self dignity.
Lax bro:Bro why am i even here then, go away your messin up the flow and i gotta work on stringing the shaft up. Go chill and pop the natty ices.
by LaxBrosAreDouches April 21, 2011
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