Kurt

Noun, used to describe other men who wish they were gay, but are not.

Well, would you look at that Kurt over there, he's just asking to be analy pounded.

by Angelo Collins July 14, 2006

Kurt

Kurt is mine.

My Kurt is not yours.

by Mrs. Flyboy September 24, 2018

Kurt

a lying cheater who fucks little girls. See pedophile

"oh my god, did you go look up pedophile?!"
"yeah, it said go see kurt"
"yeah, he'll give you a good time, he's into cheating on people"
"wow, that's such a kurt"

by shaniqua joshon January 14, 2008

Kurt

A really Talented person who after being in a great relationship for a long time, goes into a relationship that everyone hates.

Damn that was a bad move Kurt

by SunbeamSquared November 27, 2012

Kurt

A @$$ hole on the out side but an amazing person on the inside and just loves all his friends

Kurt is an ass yet trust worthy it’s he’s weird but I love him

by Guookvyilohvduloihvf October 28, 2019

Kurt

Kurt is a very trustworthy cook. He loves to make noodle soup, while tasting its perfection. Kurt loves Big Busty Babes and is a constant viewer of BigBustyBabes69. He enjoys it very much. His favourite colour is his own mum, who knows why? Overall Kurt is a good cook and you should taste his noodle soup.

Kurt the cook

by TheCobraMan October 7, 2017

Kurt

Extremely stupid- generally used for people who are utter failures in life, will not go to college, and probably not even graduate from high school.

"Whats your favorite dinosaur?"
"A rhinoceros!"
"Stop being such a Kurt!"

by lkzkljgdfoagea January 19, 2009