Kroon

Slapping an individual with such force that they experience sudden death.

Random 1: "Haven't seen Zurham in a while, where he been at?"

Random 2: "Bitch was talking shit so I kroon'd him."

by incestbrah August 6, 2011

Kootra

A person who is MLG and has the special talent to hyperventilate "MLG Style" This MLG person usually has a possy and they create comedical adventures. Kootras must also love cats and have a stench that is as stinky that it can be smelt across a football field or a minecraft beta hole

That person is such a Kootra, I want to sniff them and drop to the floor like a MLG

by Sqoshio March 5, 2011

krooshalize

Krooshalizer: a device usually a water bottle, with 2 extra holes. a small hole just big enough for your roach or blunt or whatver. a shotgun. and the mouthpiece. you can also stick the blunt in a bong in the hit piece to krooshalize it.

"yo dude lets krooshalize this blunt"

by vissss September 11, 2009

kroop

basically a Bay Area term that means hella chill or cool depending on whether you're using it as a noun or adjective. Kroop can be anything.

Noun: "She's a kroop! we should hella hang out with her sometime"

Adj: *Comes back from kickback* "Ahhh today was a hella kroop day"

Verb: "Dude let's kroop sometime!"

Interjection: *gets digits from hot black girl* "AW KROOP!"

by summerfunktionz November 8, 2013

kootenay time

A small corner of British Columbia known as the Kootenays, in which the work day starts at around 10AM, and ends at exactly 4:20
Frequently both people and projects are known to be behind schedule, and the common excuse of being " on Kootenay time" is both accepted and expected in the area.

Supervisor: Dude, have you seen Mike? This drywall was supposed to be finished yesterday!

Coworker: don't sweat it bud, he's just on Kootenay time!

by Dez4prez August 7, 2016

Krotec

Interchangeable with Kro. This mans may just be the smartest person on Earth. He is the best biologist. Mans legit invented tissue engineering. In fact, he is the incarnation of biology itself. He claims to be 66, but his true age is unknown. Internationally acclaimed ping pong champion, and the inventor of the Kro Curve. Also probably the weirdest man alive. Despite his 9000 IQ, he has been teaching biology to dumb freshman since ‘81 for some reason. The elusive Kro lives in the freezer on the ground floor of Central Catholic High School’s STEM building. It is believed he is bioengineering a new body in there to gain immortality, commonly referred to as The Mk 2.KRO™. That is why no one except the legendary Jallen is brave enough to enter his freezer. Krotec’s Honors Bio is torture, but also the greatest class ever. It is something you only get to experience once in a lifetime, and you will never meet another man like Krotec. That is why it is every Viking’s duty to take Honors Bio. And don’t forget about about AP Bio and Bioengineering and PJAS and PRSEF and Fairchild Challenges and Science Olympiad and Science Bowl and Envirothron and…

Me: do you understand what the hell just went down in Krotec’s class today?
Friend: nah bro, I haven’t understood single word thing since Krotec explained ANOVAs.

by BigBruhMomento September 7, 2022

Koota

It is used to describe ones elation to an event of the highest order. For example, if one was to find:
- A plant of the finest quality herb.
- A packed bong in an empty room.
- An unattended mix.
- A free beer (preferably Australian)
- A free ride (preferably a Limo/Gemini/Datsun).
- Copius amounts of Marshmallows, cream and strawberries.
- Clean Socks.

- "This plant is Koota, check out this bud, it looks like a little man"
- "Someone left this bong packed, this cone will go down in the ages as Koota"
- "Who left the Mix? I'll smoke the mix, it'll be Koota!"
- "Free beer, thats fucking Koota. At least its not American cause that shit tastes like Water."
- "Chuck us a ride you cheap cunt" "Alright you Jenkins" "Thats Fucking Koota"
- "Marshmallows, Koota" "Cream, Koota" "Strawberries, Kootasheen"
- "Hey man, Can I put these perfectly clean comfortable socks on?" "Yes" "Koota"

by Matt Erickson July 6, 2007