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Fort Knockers

1. A highly guarded and secretive goldmine of one's adult material. Usually referenced in regard to a voluminous and particularly titillating collection.

2. Hooters restaurants.
Jamie (older gentleman): Have you noticed how there are less and less Fort Knockers around.

Shane (older gentleman): Yeah, with the internet now a days people are beginning to abandon the gold standard of porn, choosing to trade in papers and tapes for illicit web sites. I've heard one can get all sorts of diseases from sex, and now, viruses from the internet.

Jamie (older gentleman): Kids these days just don't understand. But alas the world is changing.

Shane (older gentleman): Indeed
by Titman69 July 22, 2009
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knock yourself out

"Can I have a piece of your burrito?"
"Knock yourself out."
by adhesives May 26, 2003
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knock it out of the park

- Good luck with your game!
- Thanks! I`ll knock it out of the park!
by Fjall December 6, 2015
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kronk-knockler

Any situation, circumstance, course of events or interlocution which may be confusing to a person.
"Well that's a kronk-knockler."

Related:

"That's a hum-dinger!"
by Keronica Kadwell February 10, 2008
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If this van's a-rockin', don't come a-knockin'!

A popular phrase and bumper sticker from 1970s. It means that people are having sex in the van if it's rocking and they don't want you to come in.
Bumper Sticker: If this van's a-rockin', don't come a-knockin'!
Van: *rocks back and forth*
Steve: I guess I shouldn't be knockin'.
by Dumb_Bass September 26, 2020
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knock the beef out your taco

don't mess with me or ill knock the beef out your taco....
by willcee1 June 2, 2014
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Knocker ID

A persons distinct/unique knock that allows them to be identified before being seen or heard.

This allows the person to decide if they want to let the person in or pretend they're not in.
KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK......KNOCK....KNOCK..... KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK "whats that?!?" "Thats Matthew with the tens!" "how do you know?" "Duh! Knocker ID! N.O but you're stupid! "
by B247E June 25, 2010
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