Kristian

The biggest goon of them all. Trappin and scrappin. Swagged up to the top and based till the death. Everyone loves him no matter what. He satisfies the ladies and pulls like, Tug-Of-War. No one can come close to being a, "Kristian". He's one of a kind and hard to find, so if you see one around, tell them hello. A "Kristian" is rather social, funny, smart, outgoing, and athletic. Just don't get him confused on bad days, otherwise, you'll be squabbin with him. Don't mess with his Polo Ralph Lauren and you'll be really good friends. All in all, he's the bestestfriend you'll ever meet and someone you want to be around.

Omaigawd it's, Kristian, I'm blessed!

Have you seen his swag?

Have you seen that Ralph Lauren?

He be pullin.

Goon shit.

by Anonymous-K September 15, 2011

Kristian

A beautiful, smart, sexy girl. She loves food and loves music. Sometimes she is sexually but not always. Guys always want her and drool over her. Girls wish they were her. People love her.

Guy #1: Kristian is so fine.
Guy #2: I'd fuck the shit outta her.
Guy #1: No she's mine. Back the hell up
Guy #2: But she's so fine like bro.
Guy #1: I'm gonna fuck the shit outta Kristian tonight

by Password lol December 19, 2016

Kristian

The most loyal, caring, amazing guy in the world. You are really extremely lucky to come across one! The are peng AF, I love the one I'm lucky to have. Never let go of him because they are usually the best people ever! They usually they have a six pack , and guns . I think he's the most loving person I have ever been lucky enough to meet!!

I love Kristian!

by BOO_OF_A_K November 1, 2018

Kristian

Very Norway. Likes Kristinas and gets lots of 5 in school.

Hey whose that guy talking to Kristina?
That's the new guy, Kristian.

by SaymanOnOx99 November 8, 2019

Kristian

Kristian is the best friend ever hehehehehehehehehehehehehehe

woaw i have a kristian as a friend

by t1no April 11, 2018

Kristian

That guy.

Girl 1: "Hey, it's that guy!"
Girl 2: "Kristian?"

by yoongi'sbitch June 17, 2021

Kristian

he is a king ,strong and a good frenid you can trust him a lot but beware do not annoy him you will regret he will find his revenge they will be silent but awful and more if you hurt him he has a lot of humor and he will do anything to make you happy even if it makes himself look stupid

Kristian is the KING

by @urbandictionnary November 25, 2018