krill fucker

Someone with a penis so small he can copulate with minute crustations.

Matt thinks he's hot shit but he's just a krill fucker.

by LuraV May 8, 2008

Krill dick

Derived from “coke dick”

A definition for the penis when it isn’t participating after a heavy sesh from the “Beak-end”
When the pepperami is that small it would turn you vegan. When it is a Micro penis, that you’ll need a telescope to fucking look for it. When it’s just a bit of foreskin you know think it’s a growth.

Katie tried to defend Josh about not having a “krill dick”

by AsianPersuasionChop July 9, 2019

krill

a title for a person with very big reproductoin organ.

"Oh Krill, you're so big!"

by Krill January 2, 2004

Krill Yourself

When you try to say kill yourself in the chat, but the chat filter won't let you so you have to say Krill Yourself.

Guy: *Snipes you*
You: KRILL YOURSELF!

by Krill Yourself June 12, 2018

Netflix and Krill

Like the original, but with whales.

Whale 1: Bleeeearrrgghhhh
Whale 2: Blooooosssshhhh
Whale 3: Anyone up for some Netflix and Krill?
Whale 2: Fuck off mate I'm tryna be a whale

by Mystic Master May 28, 2018

Netflix and Krill

Just like the conventional ''Netflix and chill'' but with a BBW.

''I've invited this girl around for Netflix and chill''

''But bro! she's a whale, don't you mean Netflix and krill? ''

by hordern fast 102 October 4, 2016

Krill Brain

Someone who's brain is equal to that of a krill's; stupid ass

Damn bro, you really be using that krill brain today huh

by big shlong john April 16, 2020