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The act of getting caught cheating and responding with incoherent nonsense that you aren't cheating while simultaneously confessing to cheating.
Did you see what ole boy did?
Yea we caught him and asked him to explain but he just kept Kowalsking so we let him go.
by Brandocc7 January 14, 2022
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The Kowalski Syndrom is a trend on german Tik Tok referring to the german pornstar "Egon Kowalski" and his excessive moans he does in his videos. People on Tik Tok doing the trend will be "infected" with the syndrom and constantly moan in their sentences or conversations, imitating Egon Kowalski. They'll say phrases like "rein in die Futterluke" (in the feed hatch), "rein in die Biotonne" (in the bio trash), parodying his dirty talk.
(infected with the Kowalski Syndrom) "Hello Miss Baker (boah), can I COME over today (boah)
by KaiserBeo December 27, 2023
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A girl/coke whore who would do anything for some bag. These actions include but are not limited to an eiffel tower.
“Yo let’s invite ____” nah bro she’s a kowalski
by dickdipper69 November 8, 2025
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Tiff Kowalski

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A large female that had doubled her size. She is an avid attender of Whalesfest. Somehow despite her size she is a whore and also steals peoples boyfriends. Not to mention she is the biggest bitch and she uses people. You only hear from her when she wants something that you have. She is not your friend because she likes you she is your friend because you have something she wants. She ruins everything and always complains and thinks she is the shit when she clearly is not but people are afraid to say something to her because of fear they will be sat on and killed. Drama starter
I thought she was my friend but she just used me like a tiff kowalski
by Iris the Syrus August 7, 2011
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Dirty Kowalski

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Dirty Kowalski- when you piss on your hand n wipe it under someone’s nose; similar to the “dirty Sanchez” however with urine instead of feces
Dude, I just sprayed my hand at the urininal n gave that bitch a Dirty Kowalski.
by Ortho 13 January 12, 2018
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