Kooting

The act of humping the corpse of a dead animal

John: Did you see Rick kooting that dead deer?
Sammy: Yeah, that's nasty!

by california9492 November 18, 2016

koning syndrome

To seek out any and all females in a given location, vicinity or other geographically recognized region with the intention of consumating the relationship as quickly as possible with no regard for medical or financial consequences aka children and or STD's.

That girl in Burn totally went for Jon's Koning syndrome.

by Copa Cop June 25, 2010

koning

To put down someone verbally by identifying them using their surname followed by the year 2012. Also often used as reference to a political campaign.

Began when the campaign group invisible children Inc released a thirty-minute documentary titled KONY 2012 in order to raise awareness of the actions of war criminal Joseph Kony.

Who in their right mind abducts and murders children? Such behavior commands proper koning. KONY 2012.

by Sharlez June 17, 2012

Koning

The act of making Kony famous. Everything from spreading the word over the internet to plastering your city with posters.

I went Koning last night and put up Kony2012 posters all over my city.

by Human Rights Kony 2012 June 18, 2012

knoning

Having two drinks at once

"Damn boi, you knoning over there?"

by humpdaddy37 April 5, 2016

kooking

Kooking is the act of incest. typically found in two states, Alabama and West Virginia.

“Wow dude you were really kooking last night.”

by Sizzlebac March 7, 2018

Kohning

(v.) the act of tying an elongated object to the end of your half inch wiener in order to achieve penetration.

Dustin knew he would be unable to spearfish out all of those butt drugs, but after Kohning a flash drive, he had the 2 inches he needed to get the job done.

by Shaq's Throbbing Member June 20, 2018