kobe bryant squirts

when you start squirting while playing basketball. this could refer to either feces or sexual liquids.

dave: damn bruh i dont think i could play ball no more i got that liquid kobe bryant squirts

joe: what the fuck thats nasty

by tony_hawk_pussycoc November 16, 2016

Kobe and “Shaq”qin

When one man pees standing up and another person sits on the toilet and shits. Hence Kobe “shoots” his pee and Shaq “dunks” his poop.

Man me and my bro got freaky last night, we were Kobe and “Shaq”qin in the bathroom.

by Chris.bobbie May 27, 2024

Shit Kobe

When you take your girl in the ass in the shower and as she climaxes she accidentley pushes a out a shittlog which you promptly throw in the toilet with a backspin, only splash no toiletrim.

Fucked my date in the ass, she climaxed and shit herself. I shit kobe that turd in the toilet from 2 meters. No rim, just splash

by Mkl1990 October 20, 2021

shio kobe

shio kobe is a character from happy sugar life who is 8. she is pure, sweet and innocent

shio kobe is so sweet and pure

by chihirofujisakii March 5, 2021

shaq and kobe

most unstoppable scoring duo the nba has ever seen , split up due to beef between the two players

shaq and kobe combined for 90

by dakilla31 April 2, 2017

Australian schoolboy (Kobe Ayoub)

To be the most talented schoolboy in the world at rugby league makes every rep team and represents his country.
Kobe Ayoub.

Wow this guy is the best footy player I have ever seen, He must be a Australian schoolboy (Kobe Ayoub),
Someone help im playing against The Australian schoolboy (Kobe Ayoub)

by Kobe Ayoub June 4, 2019

shit and kobe

When Mexicans take a shit, but instead of wiping and flushing, they wipe and throw it in the trash.

Dude, there's toilet paper covered in shit in your trash can!

God damn it, Maria must have shit and kobe.

by bryant.8 July 19, 2017