piss kidney

derogatory term that is factual, and is therefore not a derogatory term. As a result, it makes the user seem useless.

Bob: Don't be such a wanker.
Ben (in response): Don't be such a piss kidney.
Bob: What? What kind of insult is that. You idiot.

(The phrase originates from the television show Peep Show, series four).

by Sir Rory of Prestonia November 4, 2007

kidnap

a game that requires 8 people and 2 cars. each team has a driver and a navigator as well as 2 people that get dropped off. you start the game with the driver and navigator taking 2 kids from the other team, blindfolding them and dropping them off at an unknown location (set parameters such as drive for 10 min, no highway) and then the other team has to find them and then the teams race back to a certain destination

How was that game of kidnap last night?
It was insane! It took us 30 minutes to locate everyone!

by Maddddddddddddddddie September 1, 2013

Kimone

Kimone is sophisticated, alluring, charming & talented. She is definately not your average girl. She is genuine in everything she does. Her loyalty is phenomenal and you never have to doubt her. Kimone's kindness inspires others to do good things. Kimone is not weak though. She is a strong independent girl who can get herself through anything she sets her mind to. She is hilarious! She LOVES to laugh and she knows just how to make other people laugh :). She tends to be random at times...really random. But she knows when to be serious. Kimone has been told by many that her advice changes the way they look at life. Kimone has a very bubbly personality that makes anyone comfortable talking with her. She also has beauty, A nice figure with gorgeous hair and sparkling eyes. When she smiles, it lights up a whole room. Her intelligence is also above average. She is able to learn quickly and apply. Kimone has many good personality traits, but she is not self-conceited. Everyone needs a Kimone in their life.

I want to be a Kimone !

by Chris_lee June 17, 2018

kilonshele

is a term Nigerian people use to say whats happening or whats going on.
Jamaicans would say:wag1/wagwan
Americans/british would say:whats up ect

Nigerians could also say ba wo ne which basically means the same thing so does whetin deh happen,how u deh (which is pigden english used in most african countries)

-Kemi:kilonshele?
-Fola:nothing much/living my life jare!!(lol a lil african joke ting)

by Naija Gurl 4 lyf zooop!!! August 4, 2006

like a fat kid on a donut

1. to be totally in control of a sitution.

1. Can you handle dealing with this idiot, I'm on it "like a fat kid on a donut!"

by dantmann March 5, 2009

Kiona

Kiona is a very funny, lovable person she is the best person you will ever meet. She is so kind and caring and isn’t afraid to do silly things. Kiona is the funniest person you will ever meet , if you ever meet a kiona make sure not to let her go.She also loves geese.

Kiona is a goose!

by Bob Nicholson March 3, 2018

piss-kidney

Derogatory insult, used in Peep Show by Mark when he couldn't think of anything more appropriately enraging to call a driver when trying to get run over to avoid his wedding to Sophie.

"You're a piss-kidney."

by The Mysterious Stanley Knife June 28, 2007