kettering

N. An imprint left on the skin after reclining on an uneven surface for a sustained period, commonly seen on face after sleeping in an unusual place

"I don't know how I got there or what they did to me. All I know is I woke up sore and with kettering all over my face."

by Humbert October 21, 2005

Kettering

A small, typical imprint of Suburbia located on the outer edges of Dayton, Ohio. It is a middle-class community characterized by a high rate of teen pregnancies, pigheaded Republicans with views of the world dated pre-Cold War, and incredibly ignorant bumper stickers. It's only recognizable claim to fame would be the alum of Kettering Fairmont High School, Nancy Cartwright (widely known as the voice of Bart Simpson). Also, Rob Dyrdek (of MTV's Rob & Big) is known to have attended Fairmont's not-so glorious classes. Other than boasting Ohio's most state-of-the-art (as well as expensive) High School music program, Kettering has no real significance in the grand scheme of life in Ohio. In closing, Kettering is such a generally plain town in which to "live", it is more commonly known by it's teenage inhabitants as a place where souls go to die.

Jill: Hey, do you wanna come hang out with me this weekend?

Jack: Aren't you from Kettering?

Jill: Yeah?

Jack: Naahhhh, I'd rather not get ran over by bigoted wrinkle beasts driving shitty Caddy's with their preggo granddaughters in the backseat.

Jill: ???

Jack: Sorry, it's Kettering

by JennyMuthafucka! August 6, 2011

Tea Kettling

When drunk girls begin speaking so high and so fast they start to sound remarkably like a tea kettle. They usually start off normal and after three or four beers descend into high pitched nonsence.

That girl was tea kettling so bad, I was sure my ear drums were about to pop.

by Deering October 17, 2006

Kettleitis

The fear of going to the kettle to make tea/coffe for your guests.

"Leanne, your suffering from kettleitis, go make the coffee"

by ^piE^ July 6, 2009

Ketteline

The type of girl that will be the best and always smiles makes new friends she is crazy and funny always laugh at dum things

Ketteline is. The best you can wish for

by Ketteline March 20, 2019

Ketling

Ketling is a boy and girl name and surname meaning “knowledge” and “trustworthy”. People with this name are caring individuals who have unconditional love for others. They have a strong sense of justice which they’ll use to help others around them, particularly their friends, who are the first ones to enjoy their highly valuable loyalty. Those who have this name tend to be creative and smart, for that reason you might see them working in areas such as arts or sciences.

Ketling is such a friendly classmate.

by Ieiaiel November 21, 2021

Kettering buccleuch academy

Kettering buccleuch academy is a 20th centruy wannabe secondary school with teachers who are hard , annyoing or soft .

Students on the other hands are chavs (yr 10 ) geeks ( y7 )nerds ( 8p2 2021-2022 ) and the wannabe roadmen ( every year )
And the rivaly between KBA and KSA

Kettering buccleuch academy is for chavs
Person from kettering . Kba is the kindest school ever
Student passes .oi u talking about mans endz madez will chef u up fam

by Samwordjack June 24, 2022