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by Whoppingmelons January 6, 2015

kentucky fried curse

In 1985, the Hanshin Tigers won the Japan Series (baseball). Their supporters looked for player look-alikes and convinced them to jump into a river than ran through Osaka. When they couldn't find a look-alike for Randy Bass (a bearded white American), they went to a nearby KFC store, took the statue of Colonel Sanders, and dumped it into the river.

The Tigers haven't won a Japan Series since, and their fans will tell you that the reason is because Colonel Sanders hasn't been found since that time, either.

I'll tell you the real reason why they haven't won a Japan Series since 1985... it's because their team is absolute shite and are nothing compared to the team from Fukuoka.

by KRHimself June 10, 2006

Kentucky Fried Faggot

A gay male from Kentucky.

Dude, that guy is a Kentucky fried faggot!

by Trick_daddy November 17, 2007

Kentucky Fried Pipeline

Similar to the Alaskan Pipeline, a Kentucky Fried Pipeline involves the stuffing of a condom with fried chicken. After the stuffing, freezing the condom and using it as a fried chicken dildo makes it a Kentucky Fried Pipeline.

Hey, we've got a lot of left over chicken here...let's make a Kentucky Fried Pipeline to shove up each other's asses.

by ChicknGuy8 December 23, 2009

kentucky fried bullshit

an event so unbelieveably dissapointing, its is nessecary to use this word

"manning throws, what a catch! he's at the 20, the 10! out of bounds at the 3 and the rams win superbowl (number)"

mike- THIS IS SOME KFBS

rob- kfbs?

mike- KENTUCKY FRIED BULLSHIT

mike- yes and can i get a bucket of fried chicken

cashier- here you are enjoy your meal

mike- what the fuck its grilled? this is some kentucky fried BULLSHIT!

cashier- epic lulz

by mr awesomes July 14, 2009

kentucky fried nigger tits

the best exclamation ever.
very catchy.

Henry: *leg snaps off* KENTUCKY FRIED NIGGER TITS that really fucking hurt. omfg get a doctor.

by f00l June 26, 2008

Kentucky Fried Dicking

When you use cooking oil as lube

"I didn't have any lube in the house, so I gave her a Kentucky Fried Dicking"

by LeprechaunDong October 3, 2017