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Kenyon College

Small expensive liberal-arts college in the middle of nowhere - Gambier, Ohio. Once a bastion for hippies and alternafolk, Kenyon has leaned towards becoming a coke-fueled haven for rich yuppie fucks from the East Coast who still fancy themselves "too alternative" to go Ivy.
All Kenyon College students look alike.

Kenyon once loved acid and pot, now they love coke and the Postal Service.
by RabbitWings December 18, 2006
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A small liberal college in the middle of nowhere. They think they are better than everyone else in the middle of nowhere.
I get the best education at Kenyon College. I major in Cow tipping and chicken plucking.

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Kenyon College is SO much better than any of those IVY league schools...
by Sarah Jessica August 27, 2006
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kenyon asswhipe

lover of dildos, but only if they're lubed up and ready to go. a down syndrome child, who just wants to help people. Likes hardcore gay pornos, fingers his butthole while watching the porn. Always wanting to fuck little kittens and puppies. never whipes his ass after pooping, hence the name asswhipe.
Man your acting like a real kenyon asswhipe
by puk840560437 March 20, 2013
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Kenyon

Kenyon is a faggot
by Kenyonstrsight July 6, 2019
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Kenyon

As in Peter Kenyon chief executive of Chelsea Football Club, meaning A 'Cunt'
Used mainly in football forums.
Alan Green off 606 live phone in on BBC Five Live Radio is a proper Kenyon.
by Whit Lane Red December 13, 2008
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Kennon

"OMG I turned that tomato into a Kennon!!!"
by Cloud King November 21, 2018
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Kenyon

Someone Who will never feel the touch of a women; a person who touches themselves to japanese animation.
That guy over there is a Kenyon; ie Kenyon from WPL
by Leatherneck July 16, 2008
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