Kelvin

A giant Asian guy with a huge ballsack and likes to dip it into people's mouths. Has a gigantic ego and is also a thot and loves to roll around in pig shit. His real Asian name usually starts with "X". Very beautiful face with a giant dick. He is uncircumcised and has masturbated once in the shower. He thought about his girlfriend Millie (who has been to jail) while doing it and made a huge load

Guy 1: OMG that is Kelvin! I wish he would bone me!
Guy 2: He did bone me and left a huge load in me!

by succcccccc October 8, 2018

Kelvin

a bitch ass hoe that you should never let into your life..but if you do, make sure you burn with with sass @ 400K :-)

that kelvin is a piece of shit, byeeee boi

by yousue August 23, 2018

Kelvin

A short bitch that likes to get fucked in the ass by randy and his Mexico

Randy: kelvin coming over here and get this dick

by Bigbootyhoe127 August 6, 2019

Kelvin

Kelvin in the best

Dude! Kelvin is the best

by randomdude2004 November 24, 2021

kelvining

Invented by Lord Kelvin in the 1850s, an act of watching movies at 69 Kelvin in order to popularize the newly invented scale, soon it would be adopted all over the world. This is the optimal temperature that causes maximum stimulation, perfect for Netflix and chilling.

Yo, we kelvining tonight?

by fA1K0n June 12, 2021

kelvinator

A person at his peak of a hardcore event caused and continued by that person.

You are such a kelvinator, Kelvin.

by The Kelvinator May 20, 2008

kelvin

(n) an act of violence; (v) to be violent

I got so mad, I went kelvin and threw a PS2 controller in her face.

by gabe m. July 31, 2008