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keely (verb, intransitive): to upbraid a member of an online discussion forum for starting, or contributing to, a thread without first having checked that no similar thread, or contribution, exists elsewhere on the forum; frequently, but not always, accompanied by the posting of links to the earlier threads.
Orig.: early 21st century; a reference to a frequent contributor to a field hockey discussion forum
(1) "The moderator will keely you if you don't check your posts for repeated subject matter";
(2) "I was keelied by Redumpire today for starting yet another a thread on the 100,000th posting on the forum"; (3) "I think I'll keely Keely for starting her 15th thread on 'What stick shall I buy?'."
Keely by Magpie FHF March 13, 2008
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She's gonna make you wish you quit while ahead. Whores get a beat down! So do nasty-ass lying cheating scum sacks! When you down she's going to spit on your bloody faces! She'll come up quick , when you see her it'll be too late. Keely will be the last thing you see.
You are bringing the wrath of Keely down upon you!
When all wrongs have been righted and Justice finally served , only then will you know what it means to be Keelyed!
Keely by whipn2afrenzy January 31, 2017
A really big Whore that likes to suck anything that has a penis like Look to it.
our classmate is a keely
keely by frank and jim November 29, 2011
A tiny ginger man, his ginger beard is so long it is used as rope in some country's.
His eyes are normally missing and he likes to eat blonde hair and coffee.
His fascination with 5sos caused him to kill them all stuff there body's and use them as body pillows.
Person 1: OH GOD ITS A KEELY
Keely: BLOND HAIR
*eats hair*
Keely by xXFireTearsXx November 29, 2016
a sweet girl who makes unnecessary noises all the time and usually turns into a male by the age of 34.
"What's that thing?!"
"Oh that? It's just a keely."
Keely by --:-- January 24, 2015
she is the hottest of them all she loves horses and riding my horsey
Keely by bigboywally May 16, 2021
a beautiful person that cares about everybody and never does anything wrong
"Have you seen that Keely girl? She is so pretty and caring and never does anything wrong. She is perfect!"
Keely by Bonskeeskee September 29, 2019