Keef

Crystals found in weed; They are collected in a grinder, in order to enjoy later in a nice keef blunt.

Ahmed: Yo i just got done breaking up the bud, check out all this keef on my hands T
Fady: Yo you know you gotta put em in ya gumsth bro
Ahmed: What the #@!&, this isn't coke bro whats wrong with you
Fady: Whoopsth

by poppadoc June 11, 2011

KEEF

To be fat and/or sarcastic. Originated from the Bedfordshire area of England

Matt Mead : Hey you're so KEEF
Callum : Fuck off bible basher.

by KEEFmeister March 21, 2009

keefed

We used keefed a lot in New England. Usually is preceded by "wicked". Its a more subtle substitute for the word "fucked"

1. the position that is a result of a problem or bad situation that seems impossible to solve/get out of

2. describes someone who just had rough anal sex

1. "Dude, I think old Walter there just keefed her last night."

2. "We have our meeting TODAY?! Dammit, I'm wicked keefed!"

by Hotelbutel June 7, 2016

Keefed

To get Punked/Screwed over.

Keefed, Definition. A series of unfortunate events to an individual. Got Keefed

by CorCorTheNoob13 March 23, 2020

keefe

to screw up, make an error, or use poor judgment

man, we walked all the way to that party and nobody was there..we really keefed.

boy i really keefed that match away

by maximUm1 March 15, 2009

Keefed

When you are rolling up your favorite strain of ganja and your fingers become coated in THC and marijuana shreddings (keef)

Bro my fingers are keefed

by Jay Gillie May 28, 2018

keefe

hottest man. he is loveable and super sweet. he has troubles at home but that doesn’t stop him from being the best friend he can be. he is always there for people. he is also super funny. but be careful he hides his problems with his humor. even though he’s always struggling, he makes sure his friends are okay before he fixes his life. keefe is loyal and kind. if he makes a mistake he always makes sure to fix it.

that guy was super loyal!

was his name keefe?

by teamfosterkeefe June 19, 2022