Student X ruled the elementary playground roost - harassing and haranguing with no regard for human decency. One day, while little Sammy and Mary swung contently on the swing set, X decided he wanted their swings. So, he grabbed Sammy by the collar and yanked him off backwards landing Sammy on his coconut, dazed on the tarmac. Sally fared not much better: X pushed her forward with bionic strength launching her head first into distant shrubbery. X cackled and barked out, "Way to stick the landing,”prancing around proud of his handiwork. X mounted one of the swings and started pumping like a crazed weasel. He pumped so hard that he ended up directly above the horizontal bar that the swing chains are affixed to. Now, he would be a victim of gravity: in an instant, X looked down and saw the bar coming up fast as he fell from the sky. His head met the bar with a crack so loud that a math teacher, at the board in a distant building, paused his blatherings and shooshed his own class for the noise. X then missiled into the earth, his head augering into the mote of a former sand castle, his body, above, in the open air, standing straight up, like a simple hard coral. One on-looking teacher who knew of X's on-going predilection of beating other kids, using obscene verbiage and just all around nastiness, looked calmly at another teacher, while sipping on his 20-gallon jar of joe, and said, "Well, it looks like X really got the karmic spank on that one."
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A very outgoing and caring girl that goes out of her way to make others happy.
The most beautiful girl in the world with so much to offer to others both physically and emotionally.
She has a smile that will melt your heart and eyes that will get you lost but she is always there to help you find your way back.
A strong willed and independent girl with a very ambitious mind that will take her far.
She has the most beautiful voice you will ever hear and it only takes a second of listening to her to make any dark day become bright.
She has been hurt and is waiting for her knight in shining armor to come to her but little does she know that she already has him.
He is completely and utterly head over heels for her and would do anything to make her happy and see her smile.
No matter how many or how big the obstacles are that get in her way, she always finds a way to overcome them with a positive mind set.
She's a blonde hair, blue eyes beauty queen where no other beauty can compare to hers and any guy would be lucky to call her theirs.
Much love Karmin from your knight in shining armor <3!
The most beautiful girl in the world with so much to offer to others both physically and emotionally.
She has a smile that will melt your heart and eyes that will get you lost but she is always there to help you find your way back.
A strong willed and independent girl with a very ambitious mind that will take her far.
She has the most beautiful voice you will ever hear and it only takes a second of listening to her to make any dark day become bright.
She has been hurt and is waiting for her knight in shining armor to come to her but little does she know that she already has him.
He is completely and utterly head over heels for her and would do anything to make her happy and see her smile.
No matter how many or how big the obstacles are that get in her way, she always finds a way to overcome them with a positive mind set.
She's a blonde hair, blue eyes beauty queen where no other beauty can compare to hers and any guy would be lucky to call her theirs.
Much love Karmin from your knight in shining armor <3!
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"Yeah, so remember that radio blowhard who made those misogynistic and racist comments? He lost his voice, his sponsors, and got arrested for drug possession - narcotics and Viagra without prescriptions. Gotta love the karmic smackdown."
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