that bitch was kanopise.
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OMG !! he gets knobitches
OMG!! he has knoaim
and finally
There's knofixing this guys mentality
OMG !! he gets knobitches
OMG!! he has knoaim
and finally
There's knofixing this guys mentality
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Get the sophia kanowitz mug.A legendary figure known for his mystical presence and extraordinary "force" hidden beneath a pair of loose sweatpants.
Often spotted in public with a confident stride, effortlessly wielding his undeniable presence.
A man whose schlong is so disproportionately long that it creates an unmistakable bulge, even in the baggiest of sweatpants.
Myth has it that he doesn’t sit—he perches.
A term used to describe someone who walks around like they have a third leg, with the confidence of a Jedi master.
"Bro walked into the room like Obi-Slan Kenobi—dude’s sweatpants weren’t hiding anything."
A name bestowed upon those who possess legendary stamina and undeniable gravitational pull in social settings.
Women sense his presence before he even speaks.
An urban myth, rumored to have inspired the phrase ‘May the Force be with you,’ but in this case, the ‘Force’ refers to something else entirely.
Synonyms:
The Sweatpant Jedi
Master Meat-Wielder
The Schlong Shogun
Force-Wielder XXL
Usage in a Sentence:
"That guy at the gym isn't even lifting, just walking around like Obi-Slan Kenobi with those gray sweatpants on."
"Saw some dude at the mall, full Obi-Slan Kenobi mode—felt like I needed to bow in respect."
May the girth be with you.
Often spotted in public with a confident stride, effortlessly wielding his undeniable presence.
A man whose schlong is so disproportionately long that it creates an unmistakable bulge, even in the baggiest of sweatpants.
Myth has it that he doesn’t sit—he perches.
A term used to describe someone who walks around like they have a third leg, with the confidence of a Jedi master.
"Bro walked into the room like Obi-Slan Kenobi—dude’s sweatpants weren’t hiding anything."
A name bestowed upon those who possess legendary stamina and undeniable gravitational pull in social settings.
Women sense his presence before he even speaks.
An urban myth, rumored to have inspired the phrase ‘May the Force be with you,’ but in this case, the ‘Force’ refers to something else entirely.
Synonyms:
The Sweatpant Jedi
Master Meat-Wielder
The Schlong Shogun
Force-Wielder XXL
Usage in a Sentence:
"That guy at the gym isn't even lifting, just walking around like Obi-Slan Kenobi with those gray sweatpants on."
"Saw some dude at the mall, full Obi-Slan Kenobi mode—felt like I needed to bow in respect."
May the girth be with you.
"Bro walked into the room like Obi-Schlong Kanobi—dude’s sweatpants weren’t hiding anything."
"That guy at the gym isn't even lifting, just walking around like Obi-Schlong Kanobi with those gray sweatpants on."
"Saw some dude at the mall, full Obi-Schlong Kanobi mode—felt like I needed to bow in respect."
"That guy at the gym isn't even lifting, just walking around like Obi-Schlong Kanobi with those gray sweatpants on."
"Saw some dude at the mall, full Obi-Schlong Kanobi mode—felt like I needed to bow in respect."
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