Tomas Kalnoky

God

I beleive in and pray to the all powerful Tomas Kalnoky nightly.

by depento April 8, 2009

kalskarikännit

The Finnish term for getting drunk at home in your underwear with no intention of going out or seeing anyone

Person 1: Are you ready for the party tonight?

Person 2: Yup. I’m ready to kalskarikännit.

by imjustabill November 10, 2020

Tomas Kalnoky

Backbone of such influential ska bands as: Catch22 and Streetlight Manifesto. Composed and wrote all songs on both albums, comprising each with emotional and intelligent lyrics while reinventing a style of music while molding in other genres. A god among musicians and fans.

I wasn't gay until I saw Tomas Kalnoky play but I believe now - I want him to have my babies.

by Tim J November 4, 2004

Kalki

The last and final avatar of Lord Vishnu in Hinduism. The supposed human name he will be known as is "Srinivaas". The great Srinivaas will allegedly create havoc and destroy the corrupt.He will save the innocent side of humanity and create a new era of peace and love.

Robert Sherman: What might happen on 2012?

Dr. Phimer: Well, one aspect of the dooms day event is that Srinivaas or Kalki will come and save the universe, but destroying the corrupt.

by Shiva Raman November 11, 2010

Kalob

An extremely gorgeous guy with pretty eyes who has a highly nice personality and knows how to make everyone laugh with a sarcastic humor.Someone whos friendship you want to grab a hold of and never let go.

Kalob...not Caleb!

by shexyconverse6 June 3, 2011

Kaloni

A Kaloni is smart and really funny. Her smile is beautiful and contagious as well as her laugh. When Kaloni walks in the room you can't help but be excited to see her. Kaloni gives amazing hugs. Feel free to tease kaloni when its right.....Don't worry, she'll dish it back. Kaloni makes a great best friend who while dealing with her own life stresses will always help you feel better. Kaloni is a beautiful girl with an amazing smile and personality. You should always keep a Kaloni around.

Kalonis are AKA Aca-Loni; Aca-awesome.

"Did you see that Kaloni?"
"Yea she's Aca-awesome!"

"No.....She's Aca-Loni!!"

by Aca-Who? January 22, 2013

kalomazing

Performing the sexual act of masturbation while wearing a bear costume.

'Oh my god babe, im kalomazing all over the place'

by tizzingallovertheplace August 8, 2023