kalle G

He is a hot man and everybody likes him. He probably has 60 Million dollas and 10 sports cars. He is burning hot just like super idol. If you meet a Kalle G you know him. He is allso realy cool. There is only one Kalle G in the wold and no one can compete with the sheer heat and money that he has. Only few pepole have meet him but they say that they have never seen eanything as bueatiful not even there own child (if the have one)

Betrice: "wow than man is so hot i can feel the heat from a mile away"
Lucy: " and he is rich as fuck damm"
Paul: "i wish i could be as cool as him"
Karl: " You will never be as cool as Kalle G paul it is imposible"

by StrangeCardboard February 7, 2022

kall of ktulu

metallica's first instrumental and the 8th song on metallica's album ride the lightning coming in at 8:53. this song was written when dave mustaine was still very much part of the band and his contributions are noticeable. after being kicked out he used a few parts in the song hangar 18 (megadeth). the song's got a lot of personality and depth and has a mystic feel to it.

a - "the instrumental kall of ktulu is sick"
b - "that whiny bitch mustaine wrote some of it"
a - "he should go die in a well"

by bradenL. March 22, 2007

Kalle Jonsson

The most grisch and sigma male alive, he sends out sigmawaves that scare the betas. Other call it a stench but its just his alpha smell, also his grisch clothingstyle is very cool.

-Who is the most sigma?
-Kalle Jonsson

by AnAlphaWithAColdHeart March 8, 2024

kalle

Kalle is very sexy. He's often really good at CS GO and he often has a youtube channel named supervurpa. Kalle is also a really good biker and he's the best guy in school.

"Kalle, you're simply amazing."

by kallecyklar December 11, 2016

Kalle

Big man, hold tight azneee, Big penus, Finland is My city, Nallenator activated. Everyone should be like Nallenator. He is tha best nibba alive on this fookin planet. Every kalle is the very snäll and everyone loves him very nice

Oh look at My Big penis//Kalle

by RandomLady1337 May 14, 2018

Kalle

Someone who presses play.

Hej Kalle get the party started, press play.

by Someone who doesn't press play May 17, 2021

Kalles Lifehack

When you consume the most potent alcohol available to free up a spot at a Bar that has reached maximum capacity of people.

"Oh, you're already out from the bar?"

"Kalles Lifehack baby, now in with you and enjoy a cold one."

by Budhunter March 27, 2025