mike kaelin

This motherfucking cunt, ass, hoe. He loves fucking young girls ( his daughter ), but hates fucking his wife. Sleeps with his no titty daughter in hotel rooms and loves getting boners from big g’s volleyball shorts during volleyball games. He’s a goddamn hore. Jacks off in all public bathrooms. Loves to rape people.
I just popped a Mike Kaelin when I fucked that girl last night.
by mike kaelin May 01, 2018
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Kaelin

Kaelin is tall, intelligent, beautiful and romantic. She doesn't open up to many people, but when she does, she is fun, exciting and the best person to be around. Kaelin is a loyal friend, very wise, gives great advice and is good at keeping secrets. Kaelin is successful, favored and makes lots of money.
Dang, Kaelin be looking good!
Kaelin always looks good.
by Josemadre November 13, 2020
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Kaelin

An amazing, wonderful, funny, are nice guy . Always uses emojis a lot 😂.
Kaelin is 🤩
by Jonny Stevens March 16, 2021
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Kaelin

A freaky girl who bites anyone who gropes her, don't take this for granted its her autograph. She's also pretty.
"Yo what's that on your arm?"
"A Kaelin gave me her autograph, don't grope her shes a lil freak"
by pxssyluver999 June 06, 2020
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kaelin

Kaelin is a name given to the kindest people on earth. If you have the opportunity of being friends with or dating a kaelin, hold on to her tight and don’t let her go. Although she may come off as kind of tough and almost intimidating, she is a great friend. She is one of the most beautiful, funniest, and kindest people in the world.
“Have you met kaelin? She’s a little intimidating at first but when you get to know her she’s awesome!”
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Kaelin

Kaelin is an amazing person who can make you laugh at any point of the day. Kaelin is usually super nice and is super fun to be around. She can also be very crazy at times but she is so caring and always has something to share about a boy.
Girl 1:Hey have you met Kaelin
Girl 2:
Yes she made me laugh so hard I peed myself
by alaynascantling December 03, 2020
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Kaelin

An Awesome person who will stick with you thick and thin even if you live far away aka your homie/home girl
Girl 1-“hey is that Kaelin?”
Me-“yea we‘ve been friend for like ever”
Girl 1-“ I wish I was that lucky
by Smile days Sunny delight February 01, 2020
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