This motherfucking cunt, ass, hoe. He loves fucking young girls ( his daughter ), but hates fucking his wife. Sleeps with his no titty daughter in hotel rooms and loves getting boners from big g’s volleyball shorts during volleyball games. He’s a goddamn hore. Jacks off in all public bathrooms. Loves to rape people.
by mike kaelin May 01, 2018
Kaelin is tall, intelligent, beautiful and romantic. She doesn't open up to many people, but when she does, she is fun, exciting and the best person to be around. Kaelin is a loyal friend, very wise, gives great advice and is good at keeping secrets. Kaelin is successful, favored and makes lots of money.
by Josemadre November 13, 2020
Kaelin is 🤩
by Jonny Stevens March 16, 2021
A freaky girl who bites anyone who gropes her, don't take this for granted its her autograph. She's also pretty.
by pxssyluver999 June 06, 2020
Kaelin is a name given to the kindest people on earth. If you have the opportunity of being friends with or dating a kaelin, hold on to her tight and don’t let her go. Although she may come off as kind of tough and almost intimidating, she is a great friend. She is one of the most beautiful, funniest, and kindest people in the world.
“Have you met kaelin? She’s a little intimidating at first but when you get to know her she’s awesome!”
Kaelin is an amazing person who can make you laugh at any point of the day. Kaelin is usually super nice and is super fun to be around. She can also be very crazy at times but she is so caring and always has something to share about a boy.
by alaynascantling December 03, 2020
An Awesome person who will stick with you thick and thin even if you live far away aka your homie/home girl
Girl 1-“hey is that Kaelin?”
Me-“yea we‘ve been friend for like ever”
Girl 1-“ I wish I was that lucky
Me-“yea we‘ve been friend for like ever”
Girl 1-“ I wish I was that lucky
by Smile days Sunny delight February 01, 2020