1. A type of creature most commonly seen in it's drunken, natural, state.
2. This is a very rare and mythical being. When in it's drunken state, it tends to foam from all of its holes.
3. This being likes to touch furry animals.
4. This being makes sexual sounds, all the time, for one reason and one reason only: gloworms.
2. This is a very rare and mythical being. When in it's drunken state, it tends to foam from all of its holes.
3. This being likes to touch furry animals.
4. This being makes sexual sounds, all the time, for one reason and one reason only: gloworms.
Oh snap! Look at that Kronk in it's natural state! It is caressing that little caterpillar with its finger!
by bananababy January 12, 2017
Get the Kronkmug. by Keronica Kadwell February 10, 2008
Get the kronk-knocklermug. by BattleCrap October 27, 2017
Get the pocket kronksmug. When you put spinach puff crumbs on your dick, and have someone lick it off/give you oral afterwards with the crumbs still on there.
"She was feeling freaky after dinner, so i got a Kronk Surprise for dessert"
"you know your cooking's good when she offer you that Kronk Surprise ya feel me?"
"you know your cooking's good when she offer you that Kronk Surprise ya feel me?"
by SubspaceNiro August 25, 2020
Get the Kronk Surprisemug. by lauren August 30, 2003
Get the what the kronkmug. A phrase used when instructing a girl to get you dick ready for a handjob by flopping it back and forth
by Afuckingbear February 10, 2019
Get the Pull the lever Kronkmug.