Cumming in the koozie

When your beer foams over in a sexual looking manner and floods the koozie which is holding your beer.

"Dude watch out your beers cumming in the koozie!"

by cottoncandycommander April 19, 2018

douche koozie

A female version of a douche bag.

Look at Sara, she is nothing less than a douche koozie wearing all that Ed Hardy.

by Erikvincent79 April 24, 2016

ball koozie

The act of submerging one’s balls in a bowl of warm water whilst a one’s partner blow bubbles into the bowl of water using a straw while simultaneously giving the other a hand job.

Britanny finally gave me a ball koozie after all these years of dating!

by Dongjulio October 9, 2023

Dick Koozie

A woman whose sole purpose is to hold dicks and keep them at the appropriate temperature, much like a beer Koozie, only this is meant to maintain warmth.

Paris Hilton is a real Dick Koozie.

by Broken Drifter September 6, 2020

navajo koozie

A small brown paper bag given to you at the gas station when you buy a single tall can of beer

I stopped in to the gas station after work today for a tall can of beer and the cashier put it in a Navajo koozie

by Karl Arlington March 9, 2022

koozie-scusi

What you often hear when several polite Italian chums are having cold ones while seated together around a very small table, and so they frequently "beg pardon" when one of their foam-wrapped drink-containers bumps/brushes against another.

Just for fun, I counted da "koozie-scusies" voiced during one single meeting of a golfing-quartet at da bar; there were at least 37 of said utterances over da course of said hour-long fellowshipping-session.

by QuacksO January 8, 2026