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Kid Rock Bottom

Like hitting hitting rock bottom but one step further down. Like Kid Rocks career in 2017, or the feeling many of us have about our country after finding out he may be running for political office.
Wow, would you look at that guy .... He has finally hit Kid Rock Bottom.
by Renegade43 July 30, 2017
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Kid Rock Bottom

When you have hit a low so low that its worse than regular rock bottom ie: Kid Rock's career and him now running for political office.
-Oh man, he has really hit kid rock bottom
-I'm pretty sure the U.S.A. has finally hit kid rock bottom
by Renegade43 April 18, 2018
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Fuck Kid Rock

A replacement for the simple word fuck. Stems from the extreme shitiness of the wothless waste of life that is Kid Rock.
Oh Fuck Kid Rock, I got my cock caught in my zipper again.
by jimmyain'tgotnodong January 11, 2008
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Indie rock kid

A preteen/teenager who has an indie (independant)/rocker style.

Apperance:

Boys would usually have quite messy hair, which even though would probably be in some sort of side-fringe, would be nothing like scene/emo hair. Boys would also probably wear rocker jeans, converse and rocker t-shirts.

Girls would have wavy, rocker hair, also maybe in a side-fringe, but not like scene hair, which is usually high-lighted. They would wear denim skirts/jeans, rocker t-shirts and converse.

Personality:

Indie rock kids are usually happy people, that don't care what others think. However, some indie rock kids could be depressed, but they would still have the I-don't-care attitude.

Music:

Indie rock kids would listen to:

-> Rock (but not modern emo rock)
-> Indie
-> Alt. rock
-> Some alt.metal (but not emo/gothic metal)
-> Grunge

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by indierockkid:) December 29, 2009
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classic rock kid

a person who loves rock from the 60's and 70's. this person strongly believes that modern music is talentless compared to classic rock.(which is very true).
Prefers rock with deep,diverse guitar driven sound that makes use of scales and many chords rather than than just E string on distortion...or 3 note breakdowns, or repetitive power chords. Classic Rock has proven to be the most talented type of rock and has the musicians to prove it(jimmy page, eric clapton, hendrix,...).
This person will often reject or will have no opinion of any other music that lacks the distinct,aweosme sound that is classic rock.

bands this type of person listens to include:

Led Zeppelin
Pink Floyd
The Doors
Jimmy Hendrix
Deep Purple
Cream
The Beatles
The Who
The Grateful Dead
The Rolling Stones



person: "hey did u go to the ska show last night"?

classic rock kid: "....are u serious"?

person: "wat u dont like ska"?

classic rock kid: "...." *walks away*
by classic rock kid February 22, 2009
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classic rock kid

A new wave of stuck up suburban kids between the ages of 13 and 17 who just recently started listening to bands like Pink Floyd and Led Zeppelin, and who think they are better than everyone because of it. They must wear that one Led Zeppelin shirt that all of their other classic rock friends own, or a Dark Side of the Moon shirt, that again, every classic rock kid must own. Discussions usually consist of talking about how people just dont get how awesome classic rock is, and how The Beatles, "Floyd" ,"Hendrix", "Zeppelin" (a true classic rock kid is on a last name basis with all classic rock bands) changed their life, even though they said the same thing about Linkin Park a year earlier. Sometimes they get so caught up in talking about how awesome Deep Purple and Queen are, that they begin to say how much "better things were back then", even though they just began high school. In this case, they must be smacked in the face immediately. Records on vinyl are a must too, because CDs dont "sound as good".
Classic rock kid 1 (wearing a "Zeppelin" shirt): Yeah, I know, new music is just horrible compaired to the classics.

Classic rock kid 2 (wearing a "Floyd" shirt): Yeah, Zeppelin rules, is that shirt new?

Classic rock kid 1: No, everyone has it.

Classic rock kid 2: Sweet, lets go listen to The Beatles and tell people how awesome we are.

Me: *smacks both kids in the face*
by cprhl September 11, 2006
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rocket league kid

Stupid idiot who plays nothing but rl/fifa. They have 0 brain and 0 social skills and they have 0 friends, bitches and father
Rl kid: HEATSEEKER IS SUPREME IM BAD AT THE GAME AND I NEED AIMBOT ORJDIDHDISUDH IM A rocket league kid
by Utuddubsushs November 14, 2023
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