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Jumped the snark

The moment in which a snide remark, i.e. snark, makes little sense and/or is done just for the purpose of getting attention.
I used enjoy reading hotdogsladies' twitter feed, but lately I think he has jumped the snark.
by guidedbyvoip February 25, 2009
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Jumped the honey badger

1. When a meme is so overused so quickly that it goes from amusing to suck in less than ten seconds, internet time. 2. Some sort of unfortunate sex act.
"Have you seen that video of that kid-"

"That jumped the honey badger five days ago, dude."
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Something that people who failed typing would type. See retard.

The real phrase is, "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog", and it's a typing excercise that uses all 26 letters....go ahead....count them off.
The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog, sir!

-From Stripes
by Rye December 19, 2004
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jumped

When multiple assailants assail a group much smaller than their own or a single person
The basketball team jumped the soccer teams captain.

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by Khalua K Cup January 2, 2012
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jumped two levels and died

Used when a person has segued from one topic to another, seemingly unrelated topic, though a mental leap of which only that person is aware. A reference to the 1981 video game Donkey Kong, where Mario can only jump down to a platform that is one 'level' below him; if he falls too far, he dies.
A: Have you seen the new 370Z?
B: Yeah, I dunno, it looks a little edgy.
C: I learned it by watching you!
A: Wait, what?
B: Yeah, I think you just jumped two levels and died.
by Entroper October 23, 2009
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Jumped the taint

To be unexpectedly surprised, even horrified; to transition quickly from pleasure to disgust.
Jody jumped the taint when she discovered her boyfriend was really her cousin.
by Tbeauie March 2, 2012
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jumped

to randomly be swag walking down the street with your buds and get the living shit beat out of you, so bad it makes you cry.
last week, we were walking home, and tonio got jumped, it was brutal man.
by for.shizz.nat May 18, 2010
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