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1) Carter's made-up name for a boat while pretending to be its captain and trying to get with the real captain's girlfriend in rush hour 2.

2) Variation on the boat from Gilligan's island the S.S. minnow
3) Guy with a huge penis
Hot woman: Oh this is your boat? What's its name?
Carter: Its name? ... oh yeaa, its the S.S. Minnow Johnson baby.

Woman: that's funny it says Red Dragon on the side.
by mogie13789 May 1, 2011
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A nickname for Iowa City, Iowa. Used derisively by some and proudly by others, the nickname refers to the liberal political philosophy of Johnson County, especially in contrast to the surrounding counties and state. Johnson County elects Democratic and/or Liberal candidates in rates uncharacteristic of the state of Iowa. The creation of this liberal enclave probably came about because of the University of Iowa.

As many students of the University will agree, the liberal nature of the area is also probably accounted for by the large number of Chicago area natives who have moved to the area. Many Iowans living in Johnson County and/or attending the university keep their conservative views.

This nickname is thought to be derived from the writings of a conservative reporter in Des Moines, Iowa.
The political views expressed in the People's Republic of Johnson County are typical of the kind expressed in scholarly, educated areas. The reason it is noteworthy in Iowa City is because the surrounding area is very conservative and rural.
by Josh E. January 7, 2006
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Bo Johnson Stiff-arm

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This was first used and named after a great football player in Texas. Used when having sex with a girl that has a good body and a not-so-good face. While having sex, from behind of course, if the girl turns around to look or say something, the opposite arm is used in a stiff-arm motion to turn her face back to the front so that you do not have to look at her.
"I used the Bo Johnson stiff-arm on that girl while I was fucking her, and thank God, because her face was aweful."
by Gilbert A February 15, 2006
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Johnson State College

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Small college in the middle of no where .. aka Vermont. Population of students is small, about 2,000. Consists of stoners, skateboarders, snowboarders/skiers, drama/theater people and dancers .... and anime club.

Campus is beautiful in the summer and fall and if you like snow then this is the place for you. Snow hangs around till early to mid spring.

The food (called Shwag - Shit We All Get) is decent on some days, other days it'll cause you to shwoop (shwag poop). This is very common with incoming freshman who are not used to shwag's effects on the human stomach.

Classes are mostly laid back so after a day of 3 classes, one can usually do nothing for the rest of the day and smoke a bowl with your friendly neighborhood badger mascot.
by JohnnyPatches April 5, 2011
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Sarah Johnson Special

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“Cullen I’m gonna take you to Denny’s and make you get the Sarah Johnson Special.”

“Damn I didn’t know she was down with the Sarah Johnson Special, I’m gonna let my friends know”
by Bnnie October 28, 2017
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Johnson Smack

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When one smacks or punches a man in the groin i.e. nuts.
Hit your friend in the nuts and say " You just got Johnson Smacked bitch!"
by SteveANGER February 15, 2009
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