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Johnwickiness

A word to describe how Godlike you are.

(Jon•wik•E•nis)
Huebert: how much johnwickiness do you have?
Todedore: i don’t know... my dog died once.

Huebert: what did you do about it?
Todedore: learned to live with the pain that the only being that ever loved me died.

Huebert: you aren’t very johnwicki then.
by aspaghootisasingularspaghetti February 20, 2020
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johnwickshamster

The leader of a alliance in stfc the smaller version of John wicks dog hobbies include playing on his wheel updating his website xxxhamster and praising notacat likes include amardas and ruling with a iron fist
Johnwickshamster yeah he loves his nuts
by Notacat217 November 3, 2022
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Suck my John Wick

Rhyming slang for “suck my dick”.

Also referred to as Johnathan Wickers
Guy 1: “Fuck you!”
Guy 2: “Suck my John Wick ya mug”

Or

Guy 1: “Fuck you!”
Guy 2: “Suck my Johnathan Wickers ya mug”
by NaanClapper February 9, 2022
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Johnswick Express

This is sex position a coined by Dr. Bradley Johswick, Phd. A man lays on his back. A woman kneels at the his head, legs spread. The man licks the vagina and cums over his body into the woman's mouth.
JOHNSWICK EXPRESS
--__------------------
-(__)*--*-------------
--|--0------*---------
--|_/-0------*--------
--|_--|-------^--/\---
-(\_)_|_____\/---\_
__\
by Mack B. May 22, 2008
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John Wick

The most deadly son of a bitch you dont wanna fuck with. Dont fight him in a office because he will kill you with a fucking pencil
OH SHIT, ITS JOHN WICK, HIDE THE PENCILS
by GimmeAllYourBeans February 11, 2020
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reverse john wick

When a dog kills a human, so a human starts murdering all the dogs associated with it. So like John Wick in Reverse.
Theres this fucking retarded dog going around shooting other dogs.

Oh so its a reverse john wick then right?
by 1962 August 25, 2018
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John Wick

Guy 1: John Wick needs a golden scar and a couple of Chug-Jugs to defeat the squads in Tilted Towers!
Guy 2: How can I help?
Guy 1: All he needs is your parent’s credit card number, the three digits on the back, and the expiration month and year!
by The Chicken Enthusiast November 4, 2018
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