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Joe mamma

U: did u see joe anywhere.
Friend: who is joe?
U: joe mamma!!
by Ur mom!!!!! October 15, 2019
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The ultimate pro gamer move dodge. The reverse card against the "Joe Mama" card. So powerful and unexpected they piss their pants and shirt.
-"Do you know about Joe"
-"Who's Joe?"
-"JOE MAMA!!"
-"Who's Joe Mama?"
-"NANI!!"
by Heating Shower Water... October 29, 2019
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Joe Mama

If you’re here today, chances are that you’ve been subjected to this brilliantly planned insult. It is derived from the popular saying Yo Mama.
It’s normally installed when attacker mentions the name Joe, and victim asks who this mysterious Joe is. The attacker will then smoothly hit with “JOE MAMA”, ripping the victim to threads.
Intellectuals will perform this simple counter attack:
When attacker mentions Joe, victim will ask if he’s related to Candice. When attacker asks who Candice is, victim(no longer victim) will shoot back “CANDICE DICK FIT IN JOE MAMAS ASS!”
This hit is therefore critical.
Scenario one:
Person 1- “Hey, do you know Joe?”
Person 2- “Joe who?”
Person 1- “JOE MAMA!! LOLLL!!L!!LL!!!”
Person 2- *proceeds to fling self off cliff*

Scenario two:
Person 1- “Hey, do you know Joe?”
Person 2- “Oh, is he related to Candice?”
Person 1- “Candice who?”
Person 2- “cANDICE DICK FIT IN JOE MAMAS ASS!!!!”
Person 1- *ultimate damage critical hit*
by dylanthedino October 30, 2019
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"Yo have you seen Joe?"
"Whos Joe?"
"JOE MAMA"
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DO NOT ASK WHO JOE IS

if you already did you have just lost your last 7 brain cells

And don’t redo that mistake you made or else Namjoon will use his onion knife on you >:(
Person A : Has Joe talked to you about the new BTS album coming out ?

Person B : Who’s Joe ?

Person A : JOE MAMA BISHHHHHH

Person B : REEEEEEEEE-

Some people say Person B is still REE-ing till this day...
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if anyone says something about Joe, DO NOT reply with "who's Joe" or you will DIE
Random Guy: hey, look, it's Joe!!
Donald Trump: who's Joe?
Random Guy: JOE MAMMA
Donald Trump: *Dies*
Random Guy: *reveals he was Borrak Obama*
Borrak Obama: *DeFauLt DaNCe*
by KSI's Mum November 12, 2020
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A joke that i can never finish
kid1:hey dude did u hear about what happend to joe

kid2:JOE MAMA!

kid1:dude wth
by jerrytheotter November 21, 2019
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