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swamp jockey

Skinny Kid #1 "You see that girl Schmalz brought home last night?"
Skinny Kid #2 "Yeah, that kid's a real swamp jockey!"
by callaham April 22, 2010
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Colon Jockey

Someone who rides someone else’s Colon
To fuck someone in the asshole
The cowboy from the village people is a real colon jockey.
by BigGiantFish August 31, 2008
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pickle jockey

A very flamboyant and extremely feminine gay man. Homosexual.
That dude's so gay, what a pickle jockey.
by Jerry A. September 4, 2006
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camera jockey

When going for a night out, there is always one person who will take hundreds of photo's of the night and upload them onto a social networking site the next morning. Most of the photo's are utter shit being blurry or not even of the correct friend circle. However, there will usually be a good 10 photo's of the night, and having a camera jockey with you means you don't have to worry about uploading any of your own photo's onto the internet.

Camera Jockey's are also useful to take on holidays, weddings and other social events where you just cannot be arsed bringing your own camera.
Joe: "Hey man, you coming out tonight?"
Sam: "Yeah I am, you bringing a camera?"
Joe: "Nahh, don't worry about it, Sarah's coming out too."
Sam: "Ahh, good old Sarah the camera jockey."
by joe23002 March 20, 2011
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dead horse jockey

A person who continues, at length to continue on a topic that has exhausted its usefulness to the rest of the crowd, to expound and explore the dead topic.

Someone who, despite being told the topic is a "dead horse" continues to converse on that topic.
I can't believe Tim is still arguing about toothpaste with Bob, Bob agreed with him 20 minutes ago! What a dead horse Jockey.
by Darious Guile October 22, 2009
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curl jockey

1. Someone who goes to the gym and only works out his biceps, triceps, delts.

2. Sometimes its a person that only works out his portions of his upper body. For example. His work out may consist of doing curls, tricep extentions and bench pressing; yet he does not squat, deadlift, dip, etc.
Look at Tony. He's such a curl jockey. I never see that guy in the cage doing squats or deadlifts for that matter.
by Nan M. November 14, 2006
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Jargon Jocker

A person who steals and uses phrases made up by, or frequently said by someone else, or another group of people.
Rob: Yo you heard that new Lil' Wayne joint yet?

Freddy: Word, that shit is wavy!

Rob: Yo, only I say that, stop jockin my jargon.
(Freddy is a jargon jocker)
by Jayy Smooth May 19, 2009
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