A mental illness which will get people to be overactive in sports.
Symptoms may include:
Excessive playing in sports, wearing jock clothes (Sports brands, such as nike, adidas, etc.), rude to other people, decrease in intelligence, major increase in confidence, only spending time with other infectees, normie behavior, bad roasts, irritable behavior. May be terminal
How it is spread:
infected parents, infected peers
Symptoms may include:
Excessive playing in sports, wearing jock clothes (Sports brands, such as nike, adidas, etc.), rude to other people, decrease in intelligence, major increase in confidence, only spending time with other infectees, normie behavior, bad roasts, irritable behavior. May be terminal
How it is spread:
infected parents, infected peers
by SpiceRice May 15, 2019
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Backstory and origin (based on a true story):
After playing some ball or having a good work out you head home to shower and change into your party clothes so you can go into town to party. Knowing that you have $14 on your debit card, which will not be enough to get you sloshed. Let alone allow your drunken ass to feast at Taco Bell at 4 a.m.. Therefore you decide to come buzzed. Time is short though, your cheap ass wants to get in before the cover charge and your friends are already halfway there. So what do you do? Take a random bottle of vodka you find in your house and pour it into the unfinished bottle of Gatorade so you can take it with you on the go. Why not just take the bottle of vodka you ask? Because your classier than that. But only a little. After breaking a sweat trying to find a parking spot you quench your thirst and replenish the lost antioxidants with your pre-made concoction as you hurry down the street to the club. Perfectly on time.
The Jock Shock is a very potent and strong mix since usually there is only enough Gatorade to give the vodka a color.
Enjoy responsibly.
Backstory and origin (based on a true story):
After playing some ball or having a good work out you head home to shower and change into your party clothes so you can go into town to party. Knowing that you have $14 on your debit card, which will not be enough to get you sloshed. Let alone allow your drunken ass to feast at Taco Bell at 4 a.m.. Therefore you decide to come buzzed. Time is short though, your cheap ass wants to get in before the cover charge and your friends are already halfway there. So what do you do? Take a random bottle of vodka you find in your house and pour it into the unfinished bottle of Gatorade so you can take it with you on the go. Why not just take the bottle of vodka you ask? Because your classier than that. But only a little. After breaking a sweat trying to find a parking spot you quench your thirst and replenish the lost antioxidants with your pre-made concoction as you hurry down the street to the club. Perfectly on time.
The Jock Shock is a very potent and strong mix since usually there is only enough Gatorade to give the vodka a color.
Enjoy responsibly.
"Got anything I can take with me?"
"yeah, grab the Jock Shock"
*Sitting at Applebee's
"Hey man, you drinking Gatorade with that steak?"
...
"yup"
"yeah, grab the Jock Shock"
*Sitting at Applebee's
"Hey man, you drinking Gatorade with that steak?"
...
"yup"
by aero_squid August 22, 2012
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Jock Socks are what nerds, geeks, or people who hate jocks/sporty people Call crew socks (preferably Nike Elites) or any type of basketball sock.
Burt: "Hey did you did you see Jacob walking around in his jock socks?"
Andy: "I know they are so stupid!"
Andy: "I know they are so stupid!"
by bandit dewski February 22, 2015
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They are the Alpha Males of society and generally the most handsome, strongest and fittest of their university.
The main purpose of Jock Soc is to spread the word that they are the people, individuals aspire to be like, due to their excessive drinking and domination of various events/venues.
If you ever encounter a group of these Adonis's, playing a rowdy game of 21's, you are a privileged individual. You should remember it as an experience that will shape your future.
Jock Soc has group meetings every Wednesday to discuss such interesting matters as why they are the best and how pitiful everyone else is.
They are the Alpha Males of society and generally the most handsome, strongest and fittest of their university.
The main purpose of Jock Soc is to spread the word that they are the people, individuals aspire to be like, due to their excessive drinking and domination of various events/venues.
If you ever encounter a group of these Adonis's, playing a rowdy game of 21's, you are a privileged individual. You should remember it as an experience that will shape your future.
Jock Soc has group meetings every Wednesday to discuss such interesting matters as why they are the best and how pitiful everyone else is.
King's Rugby have a fantastic example of Jock Soc in operation.
They are founding members along with UYRUFC. For more details, attempt to find one of the founders Mr B. Atman or Mr H. Orse
They are founding members along with UYRUFC. For more details, attempt to find one of the founders Mr B. Atman or Mr H. Orse
by Captain He-Man October 21, 2008
Get the Jock Soc mug.When new players of a football team are required to insert a chocolate cream filled cookies between their butt cheeks and run down a 100 yard football field while wearing a jock strap And whoever drops the cookie before finishing the race is required to consume the ass sweat cookie along with the other losers of the race but the winner is not required to eat the cookie but hey why not it shows team spirit. (in Blue Mountain State this is how Alex Moran, Creg Shilo and Sammy cacciatore are initiated into the blue mountain state football team and for some reason Thad Castle takes part in the race even though he is already part of the football team and he actually wins but still eats the cookie because he's a real ass G like that And to top that all off he's the captain and the best that BMS will ever have.)
Damn did you see that jock strap cookie race last week? Yeah!... It was crazy
Hey I would like become a member of the blue mountain state football team. Ok if you think your BMS material then you need to first participate in the jock strap cookie race. I'll be there.
Hey I would like become a member of the blue mountain state football team. Ok if you think your BMS material then you need to first participate in the jock strap cookie race. I'll be there.
by Blue lag December 30, 2016
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by Cap'n Bullmoose May 14, 2005
Get the jock strap mug.(n) one who hangs around with professional athletes or jocks in general, thinking this will make them higher on the social food chain. Sometimes do dirty work for jocks.
Drake is a jock sniffer. Thinking he's part of the Toronto Raptors team but he's just a clown and sniffs the jocks of the athletes to be close to them.
by PrinceAliAliBaBa May 24, 2019
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