Jobber

Someone who turns up uninvited and smokes all your marijuana. Whom only complain and fails to make any conversation other than 'well this is exciting'..

'The Jobbers have turned up again'
'OH NO! The Jobbers!'
'We must find away to avoid the jobbers'

by Pjflo June 16, 2008

jobbers

Head job, blow job

K Man: "Hey bro, Nicole just gave me jobbers!"
L Man: "Oh dude, I like jobbers"

by K Man September 05, 2003

Jobber

simply A Hand-job. for a female to use ones hand(s) in order to give sexual pleasure to a male.

1) il giv u a finger-fuck if u giv me a jobber first!
2) yeh man, she gave me a jobber whilst watchin match of the day!!!
3) well it started off with just a jobber, but one thing led 2 another, b4 we knew it we wer Rewriting the Warsaw Pact

by Adz H January 09, 2006

jobber

noun

1. An insult for a MALE who is regarded as an idiot for asinine behavior or reputation.

2.

syn. - buffon, idiot, douche

Jared behaved like a jobber last night when he drank too much.

by PlayboyGene October 27, 2004

jobber

used in place of anything much like the word jawn.

yo let me get that jobber, yo u see that jobber, nah i cant go i got this jobber to handle, dude just press the jobber to open the door

by mikemerk September 19, 2005

Jobber

A man, mostly like to be called 'Kez', who takes all of the skill out of football simulation console games by running as fast as possible towards the goal line and then cuts the ball back for a player to tap in from 2 yards.
The word jobber is derived from the type of goal scored here, a 'jobber goal'.

That's such a jobber goal Kez, you bloody jobber!
You been to the job centre there....

by Stan October 25, 2010

Jobber

feces. shit.

some pigeon layed a jobber on my windshield.

by Clay Bertrand December 11, 2003